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IainB:
Amazingly similar newsbytes: You Don't Need Us to Tell You that Gas Prices Are On the Rise - but we're gonna' tell you anyway!



Renegade:
Amazingly similar newsbytes: You Don't Need Us to Tell You that Gas Prices Are On the Rise - but we're gonna' tell you anyway!


-IainB (February 23, 2013, 04:11 AM)
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That was funny! :) And, a perfect topic for the basement~! ;D

Renegade:
For those of my friends and family across the pond who have been caught up in the horse meat scandal..

 (These were generated in Britain after DNA tests indicated that “beef” products in the Tesco supermarkets contained a lot of horse meat.)

 “I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened.

 Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

 Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

 Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a
 £5 each way

 Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night....I still have a
 bit between my teeth.

 A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers
 from Tesco; her condition is said to be stable.

 Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

 "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF".

 Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers
 confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

 Said to the missus these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots.

 To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.

 A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says
 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

 I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

 These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a
 dead.. agggghhh NO! NO NO NO!

tomos:
 ;D very good Ren lol

app103:
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
-Renegade (February 23, 2013, 09:55 AM)
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Am I the only one that immediately thought of this?  ;D

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