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IainB:
Such fond farewells...a rather droll comment from reason.com:
(Made me larf anyway.)
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40hz:
here's my version that I've taken some liberties with:

-Edvard (February 02, 2013, 11:35 PM)
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You left out:

When a rock musician starts going bald, it's the end of their career. When a blues musician starts going bald, it's an extra 50 bucks per gig.
 ;)

Renegade:
When a rock musician starts going bald, it's the end of their career.
-40hz (February 04, 2013, 07:20 AM)
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That all depends on if they are any good at raking the lawn. ;)

Arizona Hot:
Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet.
-Edvard (February 02, 2013, 11:35 PM)
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Do the 'kindergarten blues' count as blues? How about the Billionaire Blues ? Can you sing the blues before an IRS audit?

Arizona Hot:
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

@IainB: Do you think Alan Turingw would have been a good LISP programmer?

SpoilerTuring's homosexuality resulted in a criminal prosecution in 1952, when homosexual acts were still illegal in the United Kingdom. He accepted treatment with female hormones (chemical castration) as an alternative to prison. Turing died in 1954, just over two weeks before his 42nd birthday, from cyanide poisoning. An inquest determined that his death was suicide; his mother and some others believed his death was accidental. On 10 September 2009, following an Internet campaign, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown made an official public apology on behalf of the British government for "the appalling way he was treated". As of May 2012, a private member's bill was before the House of Lords which would grant Turing a statutory pardon if enacted.[6]

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