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Arizona Hot:
4 questions:

1) What do you do if you come to a spork in the road?

2) Who is the most likely person to use a spork?

3) What kind of food do you eat with a spork?

4) Does anyone here own a descendant of Schrödinger's cat? You can tell if you have one if you can see it but not in a mirror.

My answers will be given later in order to see what other people answer.

Shades:
1) Bend one leg from the spork. That way I can use it as a wind vane, which would help me which way to go.
2) The person who likes to fly kites?
3) Any kind of soup with meaty parts in it?
4) Couldn't tell, my dog keeps chasing all cats away.

 :huh:

tomos:
4) Does anyone here own a descendant of Schrödinger's cat? You can tell if you have one if you can see it but not in a mirror.
-Arizona Hot (May 27, 2012, 06:55 PM)
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4) I do but it stays out in the woods behind the house

Arizona Hot:
4 questions:

1) What do you do if you come to a spork in the road?

     You go both ways. It's a quantum thing.

2) Who is the most likely person to use a spork?

     One born with a plastic spork in their mouth.

3) What kind of food do you eat with a spork?

     Spork chops

4) Does anyone here own a descendant of Schrödinger's cat? You can tell if you have one if you can see it but not in a mirror.

    No, but one tried to bite my neck once.

-Arizona Hot (May 27, 2012, 06:55 PM)
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IainB:
A friend just sent me this link to product reviews for Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml, on Amazon:
here.

Silly.

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