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This little gem is more dry than silly, and will probably only get a chuckle from the Linux geeks, but here goes anyway:

Announcing A New Linux Distro: BaitNSwitch Linux

Today, I'm announcing my new Linux company, HookLineNSinker, Inc. (HLNS) which will produce a new commercial Linux distribution: Pricey Linux. HLNS products include Pricey Linux Enterprise, Pricey Linux Small Business Server and The Pricey Linux Desktop. There are also Pricey Linux Support options for those of you who need 24x7 support for your Pricey Systems. And to comply with Linux licensing, we'll also offer a free, community edition of our Pricey Linux known as BaitNSwitch Linux.
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Hmm...this post almost made me think SUSE might have changed its name.  ;) ;D

From a post on, the best of spam.

A modest fetid pile of spammy comments tends to build up at ASP. Here are some of my favorites and first impressions.

“Check out the new Mexican Swine Flu Ringtone”
Does it come with SARS wallpaper?

“Good article, Thanks. Thanks.”
We changed this person’s life with a post about dinosaurs.

“I want to find good pop music. Help me please.”
Are you on an abstract scavenger hunt?

“Amoxicillin….Amoxicillin. Amoxicillin 500 mg facts. Canine dosage for amoxicillin for sinus infection. How quickly does amoxicillin work. Amoxicillin order mexico mexican. Can i drink beer if i m taking amoxicillin?!”
My best guess is that this was written by an alcoholic Wolfman with sinusitis.

“Is the museum open on Sunday?”
…sure. But they might close an hour earlier.

“Good afternoon! Escort Model information there. Fish-girl men. I am pleased to welcome you to its website, prostitutes and Fish. You can visit my blog.”
You, sir, are a pioneer.

“Good article, Thanks. my name Philip.”
My name Phillip. I bring porn links.

These are the mumblings of depressed zombies.-
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