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TaoPhoenix:

That's Epic Renny!

:Thmbsup:

Arizona Hot:
Large Hadron Collider Reveals The Force Is With Us After All [/url]
-Arizona Hot (April 01, 2015, 05:24 PM)
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Kenobi's seminal paper "May the Force be with EU" – a strong argument that his experiment should be built in Europe – persuaded the CERN Council to finance the installation of dozens of new R2 units for the CERN data centre*. These plucky little droids are helping physicists to cope with the flood of data from the laboratory's latest experiment, the Thermodynamic Injection Energy (TIE) detector, recently installed at the LHC.
"We're very pleased with this new addition to CERN's accelerator complex," said data analyst Luke Daniels of human-cyborg relations. "The TIE detector has provided us with plenty of action, and what's more it makes a really cool sound when the beams shoot out of it."
But the research community is divided over the discovery. Dark-matter researcher Dave Vader was unimpressed, breathing heavily in disgust throughout the press conference announcing the results, and dismissing the cosmological implications of the Force with the quip "Asteroids do not concern me".
Rumours are growing that this rogue researcher hopes to delve into the Dark Side of the Standard Model, and could even build his own research station some day. With the academic community split, many are tempted by Vader's invitations to study the Dark Side, especially researchers working with red lasers, and anyone really with an evil streak who looks good in dark robes.
*Sources close to the Data Centre later revealed that these were not the droids they were looking for.
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CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force  CERN

MilesAhead:
Microsoft Silently Fired More Employees This Week

I can visualize it.  The manager waves to get the employee's attention.  Then he curls his finger to get the employee to come over.  They go into the manager's office and close the door.  The manager points at the employee, then makes the slit throat signal.  The manager opens the door.  They leave the office.  Repeat until employees equals zero.

Edvard:
You remember "How to shoot yourself in the foot with programming languages"?  That was awesome.  
THIS, however, is flipping EPIC.

What if programming languages were methods to eat an orange?
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http://4archive.org/g/res/43324376

Some of my favorites:
PHPYou take off your pants, smash the orange against the wall, and fall down the stairs.
ClojureYou peel an orange only to find that inside it has coffee instead of juice.
XMLYou found and want to eat an orange orange orange that you want to eat because you found it
PythonYou find an older boy to help you peel the orange. When you are away to eat the orange, Guido tells you that oranges are unpythonic and you should have a zucchini instead.

Renegade:
You remember "How to shoot yourself in the foot with programming languages"?  That was awesome. 
THIS, however, is flipping EPIC.

What if programming languages were methods to eat an orange?
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http://4archive.org/g/res/43324376

Some of my favorites:
-Edvard (April 07, 2015, 01:53 AM)
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HAHAHA!

This one had me rolling!

PrologYou try to figure out how to eat an orange but you go into an infinite loop. You change your plan a little bit, You find yourself compelled to stick the orange up your ass.

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