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kyrathaba:
An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."
kyrathaba:
Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."
Tinman57:
I used to have an Uzi .40 cal S&W. Beautiful gun, very accurate with stopping power. Now I either pack my M1911A1 .45 Auto or my Ruger 38 Special. When roaming around my land I carry my .45/410 loaded with 410 Magnum buckshot. It's really almost impossible to miss anything with that. lol
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When I'm on the farm, I carry my Ruger Blackhawk Super and use .460 loads.
-kyrathaba (July 05, 2013, 11:25 AM)
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I love Ruger's, my 38 Special is a Ruger, plus I have a few more. I think they make the best guns on the market. When shopping for my 38 Spl, I compared a S&W to the Ruger and the difference was huge. The Ruger was much better in every facet, plus it was cheaper. The S&W 38 Spl looked like a toy gun compared to the Ruger, and you could tell that it was a stouter made weapon. The S&W actually rattles when shook. lol
tomos:
People!
please take gun conversations to a relevant thread,
thanks!
wraith808:
People!
please take gun conversations to a relevant thread,
thanks!
-tomos (July 06, 2013, 03:17 PM)
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In cases like these, sometimes a well placed PM works wonders rather than open season. :)
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