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40hz:
Russian Tampon Commercial
Your puny western ads don't work on russian women.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=95c_1371654375
-wraith808 (June 19, 2013, 08:20 PM)
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OMG! :tellme: Wraith! Damn!!!
And to think these guys have access to nukes!
(That's almost as scary as knowing we have access to them.) ;D
40hz:
Maybe that's just a natural consequence stemming from a lifetime of looking squarely at reality and not being too easily bedazzled? ;D :Thmbsup
-40hz (June 20, 2013, 06:26 AM)
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Or observing the tiny but important details that others often miss.
-app103 (June 20, 2013, 06:30 AM)
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LOL!
I guess it would work out the same either way huh? :Thmbsup:
app103:
This was a surprise. Since it's kinda PC-techo, I wasn't sure whether this should be posted here or in the general software part of the forum, but I found it amusing and so I settled for here. Probably the same method could be used to uninstall Norton Antivirus too.
It's by John McAfee himself: How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus
-IainB (June 19, 2013, 07:36 PM)
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Found in a comment to the video on Gizmodo...
IainB:
Cat stands for election in Mexican city
Campaign shines light on political disenchantment with slogan: 'Tired of voting for rats? Vote for a cat'
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This cat has it's own Facebook ID, website and T-shirt.
IainB:
An American schoolchum of mine just sent me this. It's a joke about bigotry, and it pokes fun at the ludicrous irrationality of politicising sexuality or sexual orientation according to religio-political ideologies.
(I didn't know that the laws relating to homosexuality might be different in different US states.)
Daddy Long Legs
Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching.
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
“Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
“They're mating,“ her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top?“ she asked.
“A Daddy Longlegs,“ her father answered.
“So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?“ the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, “No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.“
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
“Well,” she said, “that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that shit in Wisconsin.”
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The above is an entirely new twist to an old joke that has been around in original form for years:
A little girl was playing...
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy longlegs spider." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mummy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied, "Both of them are daddy longlegs spiders."
The little girl thought for a moment, then raised one foot and stamped hard on the two mating spiders, squashing them flat. "Well," she said "we're not having any of THAT sort of homo shit in OUR garden!"
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