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The Brid is the Wrod!
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I'd like to suggest Microsoft do something similar for their current Windows 8 owners. :P
-40hz (June 01, 2013, 01:13 PM)
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If only the bird was a dove surrounded by pastel colored roses. They could have charged full price by just adding an E.


Was a squirrel discovered on Mars?
Summary: Close examination of a photo taken by NASA's Mars rover Curiosity appears to expose a small squirrel or rat on the Martian surface.
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  Oh Yeah, I really believe this!  I just wonder how many idiots people actually do believe that....

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silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Geeky Fun

MYRON Greenberg, a wealthy L.A. businessman received a letter of Audit from the IRS.
It really upsets him and he called his Accountant, SAUL Meyers.
MYRON (pleading): “Saul, what are they doing to me? Why are they doing this to me?”’

SAUL (calming): “Myron, don’t worry about it. I’ve got all the receipts, the account is up to date, it’s no problem. But let me give you a bit of advice. When you go to the Audit, make a bad impression. Wear the crummiest, dirtiest clothes you’ve got. Have holes in your shoes, ripped pants and look shabby. I mean really look terrible, because if they have a little sympathy, they’ll go easy on you.”

Then Myron called his Lawyer, CHARLIE Steinberg.
CHARLIE: “Myron it’s no problem, I’m sure they got the receipts, I’m sure everything is up to date, you’ve got a great accountant, don’t worry about it. Let me give you a tip. When you go to the Audit, it’s very important that you make a good impression. Wear your best suit, and your shirt with a silk tie and cuff links and shine your shoes, look like somebody. Because if you look like a somebody they respect you and will go easy on you.”

And now he’s torn. And that night he bumped into his RABBI at the Deli. And he told the Rabbi the story.
RABBI: “Myron, it reminds me of sometimes when I perform a wedding. The bride’s father will tell his daughter that on her wedding night to wear a nightgown with a high collar and long sleeves and a full-length robe...cover up, you know, be a little demure. And the mother says, ‘Don’t be silly. Wear a low cut “negligee” with the cleavage sticking out --- look a little sexy’…. and Myron I will say to you just like I say to the Bride on her wedding night - it makes no difference what you wear, you’re gonna get f#ck#d”….


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