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Fred Nerd:
Check out www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Some beauties there. Only problem is no-one else gets the joke.

Deozaan:
Check out www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Some beauties there. Only problem is no-one else gets the joke.
-Fred Nerd (May 25, 2008, 06:07 AM)
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This has got to be the best one I've ever heard:

Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."-http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_mincing.shtml
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arunpawar:
is there any joke on C#... >:(...??? i want to poke one of my friend who hate ruby and python...let me kick him with anything related to .NET  :D

holt:
Mouse test: Run all relevant self-tests for 'laser mouse'.
If 'clean'; depress left button, and move hand describing a series of on-screen B's. Check only with the upper case letter 'B' or the test will result in an automatic 'Fail'.
Lift finger from left button.
Wait ten seconds.
Lift mouse from mouse pad, and check to see if the mouse laser left a trail of letter B's anywhere on the pad. Even partial B's matter, so use a good light source and be as thorough as possible.
If no B's are found; Congratulations; your mouse is free from Ray-B's!

Josh:
When you just want to watch the world burn, commit this:

#define true (rand()!=0)
#define false (rand()==0)

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