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Edvard:
Perhaps you've seen these before...
A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you?”
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This one sent me off my chair PMSROFLMAO

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause….
"Java."

Deozaan:
PMSROFLMAO
-Edvard (May 20, 2008, 11:46 AM)
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I've never really associated PMS with that much laughter before. . .  ;)

Edvard:
Sorry. Clarification follows...
Peeing MySelf
 ;D

tinjaw:
This one sent me off my chair PMSROFLMAO

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause….
"Java."
-Edvard (May 20, 2008, 11:46 AM)
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I admit that I haven't heard this one before. But I like it.  :P I'm going to use it... as soon as I can find somebody who would get the joke.  ;)

cranioscopical:
as soon as I can find somebody who would get the joke
-tinjaw (May 20, 2008, 12:47 PM)
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Make a collection, throw in one about Python, and you'll have the full monty!

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