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app103:
I run a quotes blog that serves as my own private Bash, since they always reject everything I submit.

Everything is from chatrooms I am actually a regular part of the furnature in, and even my own. All posts are labeled with the chatroom that served as the source for the convos. (yes, even #donationcoder is there)

Big warning...a large quantity of the posts are crude, rude, off color, not safe for humans,

and definately NSFW!

http://omgplzstfukthx.blogspot.com

nosh:
<mouser> my hubby does a lot of bitching while in the car, does that count?

<tinjaw> but, check out my t & a !!

That's it! I'm never going on DC chat!  ;D

Ralf Maximus:
Found elsewhere:

One night I was cutting up habeneros to make chili. I washed my hands, and while it was cooking I called a girl to ask her out. While on the phone, I scratched my eyelid or something, and sure enough, immediately started tearing up and grimacing because I didn't wash my hands well enough.

That went on for about five minutes. When I told her about it later, she said she had no idea. I guess that means I was either great at covering it up, or that I *always* sound like i'm writhing in agony from chili peppers in the eye.

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app103:
NOSH!!

You aren't supposed to paste that stuff taken out of context. People will get the wrong impression...lol

Lashiec:
Then I don't know about this other one:

Spoiler<Nighted> and will the new penis stay fully erect?
<Nighted> or will it be bent in the middle....
<Ken`> it's straight, but covered with metal and screws


NSFW, kids not allowed, etc. ;D

(One cent donation for FARK as I'm using a trademarked acronym... or something)

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