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Living Room / Re: Signs You're a Crappy Programmer (and don't know it)
« on: December 01, 2007, 09:04 PM »
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A CRAPPY PROGRAMMER
10. You remove all the comments you find because they take up valuable RAM.
9. You've locked yourself out of your own garage because you've misprogrammed the remote.
8. You discover all the error handlers in the project are named after you.
7. Instead of errors, your compiler generates terrorist alerts.
6. Your proudest achievement: Lead Developer forWindows ME Microsoft Bob.
5. The title on your business cards: "Shit For Brains".
4. You have your own security detail -- as protection from the QA team.
3. Your idea of "optimization" is to delete the stuff you don't understand.
2. You get flowers and expensive gifts after each software release. From the competition.
1. Your version of "Hello World" crashes.
10. You remove all the comments you find because they take up valuable RAM.
9. You've locked yourself out of your own garage because you've misprogrammed the remote.
8. You discover all the error handlers in the project are named after you.
7. Instead of errors, your compiler generates terrorist alerts.
6. Your proudest achievement: Lead Developer for
5. The title on your business cards: "Shit For Brains".
4. You have your own security detail -- as protection from the QA team.
3. Your idea of "optimization" is to delete the stuff you don't understand.
2. You get flowers and expensive gifts after each software release. From the competition.
1. Your version of "Hello World" crashes.