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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:33 PM »
^potato = 'tater'
irri-tated
ear-i-tated

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« on: August 09, 2015, 01:38 PM »
Then there was the cook who came to the doctor with an aching ear.
He looked in her ear, and identified a small piece of potato lodged painfully there.
"My dear," he said to her, "your ear is irritated."
-bit (August 09, 2015, 09:45 AM)

When she found out the doctor was a beer drinker, she said "Doc, this spud's for you!"
-MilesAhead (August 09, 2015, 10:56 AM)
Waa haha!  ;D  :up: :up: :up:

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Living Room / Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« on: August 09, 2015, 09:45 AM »
Then there was the cook who came to the doctor with an aching ear.
He looked in her ear, and identified a small piece of potato lodged painfully there.
"My dear," he said to her, "your ear is irritated."

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General Software Discussion / Re: 'create Restore Point' question
« on: August 09, 2015, 09:36 AM »
Ex-Cortana pic
Spoiler
With Paint Shop Pro 7 and 18 saves, I transformed her into... ...a live-action Ex-Cortana.
Do NOT let her out of the 'box', no matter how sweetly she begs! ;D
ex-machina 18.jpg


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General Software Discussion / Re: 'create Restore Point' question
« on: August 09, 2015, 09:34 AM »
Ex-Machina pic
Spoiler
BTW, would anyone like a little Windows 10 humor?
Cortana is an interactive virtual AI 'helper' created by Microsoft for Windows Phone 8.1 (where it now supersedes Bing Mobile), Microsoft Band, Windows 10, and coming to iOS, Android, and the Xbox One.
Firstly, here's a poster for the flick 'Ex-Machina', an innocuous but sinister robotic AI who spends most of the movie begging to be let out of the prison her creator keeps her locked up in.
ex-machina 1-12.jpg


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