@Stephen66515
Just hit F12 and choose Site preferences -> Network -> Indentify as Firefox :)

@Renegade
You forgot few smaller but important rules:
- big images must be scaled down with width/height (no thumbnails allowed),
- mouse cursor movement must be followed by some crazy shit (i.e. stars),
- MIDI sound must be played over and over, and over again.

BTW Some template: http://www.angelfire.com/super/badwebs/main.htm