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Possibly next?   Chocolate brownie beer,  mac & cheese beer, peanut butter & jelly sandwich beer. Is there bacon beer already?

Hm-m-m ... I might be able to live with - as opposed to on - mac & cheese beer or bacon beer. :-\ :P

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One of the frustrating things that I've found with Mensa tests is that quite often the questions have multiple correct answers.
Hm-m-m ... checked out any IQ tests lately?  Like, the last two (2) decades?

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Would you believe a 6-armed Spiderman? I guess in the comics the impossible as well as everything possible can happen.
Maybe he's Hindu?!? :-\

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Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.

Paradoxical ... if I went back and got her before he impregnated her with me, I wouldn't be here to go back and get her.  Not certain I'd want to do so anyway ... she made a great mom, but dunno that I'd have wanted her as my girl  :-\ :-\ :P.

P.S.
Reminds me of an old The Nelson Family segment, when Ricky got a date with Miss America (?!?),

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Back when it would have mattered, methinks 'twould have been more distraction than incentive  :-\ :P.

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