Me: Write a script for a TV commercial for ChatGPT in the style of the Frank's Hot Sauce TV commercials.
[The commercial opens with a close-up shot of a bottle of Frank's Hot Sauce sitting on a kitchen counter. A hand reaches in and picks it up.]
Voiceover: You know what I put on everything? Frank's Hot Sauce.
[The camera cuts to a shot of a plate of chicken wings. The hand pours Frank's Hot Sauce all over them.]
Voiceover: Chicken wings, pizza, even my morning eggs.
[The camera cuts to a shot of a person typing on a computer.]
Voiceover: But you know what else I put on everything? ChatGPT.
[The camera cuts to a shot of ChatGPT on a computer screen.]
Voiceover: ChatGPT is like the Frank's Hot Sauce of knowledge. It has answers to everything.
[The camera cuts back to the hand pouring Frank's Hot Sauce on a plate of nachos.]
Voiceover: Got a question about history?
[The camera cuts to a shot of ChatGPT on a computer screen displaying historical information.]
Voiceover: ChatGPT's got you covered.
[The camera cuts to a shot of a person cooking in the kitchen.]
Voiceover: Need a recipe for dinner tonight?
[The camera cuts to a shot of ChatGPT on a computer screen displaying a recipe.]
Voiceover: ChatGPT's got your back.
[The camera cuts to a shot of a person trying to solve a crossword puzzle.]
Voiceover: Stuck on a crossword clue?
[The camera cuts to a shot of ChatGPT on a computer screen displaying the answer.]
Voiceover: ChatGPT's got the solution.
[The camera cuts back to the person pouring Frank's Hot Sauce on a plate of nachos.]
Voiceover: So if you want the perfect combination of flavor and knowledge, add ChatGPT to everything.
[The camera zooms in on the bottle of Frank's Hot Sauce on the counter.]
Voiceover: And don't forget the Frank's Hot Sauce.
[The commercial ends with the ChatGPT logo and the Frank's Hot Sauce logo side by side.]
Me: Let's work on this a little bit. I didn't say to mention Frank's Hot Sauce by name. Also can we have some bleeped-out profanity, please?
I apologize for misunderstanding your instructions earlier. Here's a revised script for the ChatGPT TV commercial in the style of a Frank's Hot Sauce commercial:
[The commercial opens with a shot of a person sitting at a desk looking frustrated.]
Voiceover: You ever been stuck in a situation where you just can't figure out the answer? Where you want to say, "**** it, I give up"?
[The camera cuts to a shot of ChatGPT on a computer screen.]
Voiceover: Well, ChatGPT is here to save your ***.
[The camera cuts to a shot of someone typing a question into ChatGPT.]
Person: How do I make a soufflé?
[The camera cuts to a shot of ChatGPT on a computer screen displaying a recipe.]
Voiceover: ChatGPT knows how to make a ****ing soufflé.
[The camera cuts to a shot of a person walking down the street.]
Person: What's the population of New York City?
[The camera cuts to a shot of ChatGPT on a phone screen displaying the answer.]
Voiceover: ChatGPT knows the population of New York City like it knows your ****ing name.
[The camera cuts to a shot of someone playing a trivia game.]
Person: What's the capital of Burkina Faso?
[The camera cuts to a shot of ChatGPT on a computer screen displaying the answer.]
Voiceover: ChatGPT knows the capital of Burkina Faso like it knows your ****ing shoe size.
[The camera cuts back to the person at the desk, who is now smiling.]
Voiceover: So next time you're in a jam and want to say, "**** it, I give up," remember ChatGPT's got your ****ing back.
[The commercial ends with the ChatGPT logo and the tagline, "ChatGPT: The smartest motherf***er on the internet."]
Good bot. Well, except for the cheating at trivia games part.