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Living Room / Re: What's your favorite LOL joke?
« on: November 03, 2009, 07:40 PM »
A trucker is transporting some valuable penguins from the Philadelphia Zoo to the Bronx Zoo during a heat wave in August, when his large refrigerated truck breaks down not far from the Bronx. Just as the penguins are about to expire, the trucker waives down an icecream vendor and offers him $500 to take the penguins to the Bronx Zoo. The icecream vendor agrees and off they go.
Several hours later, the truck is fixed and the trucker goes to the Bronx Zoo to check on his penguins. They are nowhere to be seen. He puts out an alert and gets all of the New City police searching for the penguins.
Finally, he sees a large crowd and commotion outside a movie theater in Times Square. There in the middle of things is the icecream vendor and all the penguins. The trucker charges up to the icecream vendor and asks him what on earth the penguins are doing THERE and why he didn't take them to the zoo.
To which the icecream vendor replies: "I DID take them to the zoo. But I had some money left over, so I decided to take them to the movies."
Several hours later, the truck is fixed and the trucker goes to the Bronx Zoo to check on his penguins. They are nowhere to be seen. He puts out an alert and gets all of the New City police searching for the penguins.
Finally, he sees a large crowd and commotion outside a movie theater in Times Square. There in the middle of things is the icecream vendor and all the penguins. The trucker charges up to the icecream vendor and asks him what on earth the penguins are doing THERE and why he didn't take them to the zoo.
To which the icecream vendor replies: "I DID take them to the zoo. But I had some money left over, so I decided to take them to the movies."