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« on: June 03, 2009, 01:34 PM »
Originally, my (x)friends used to call me Einstein at college. And not in a complimentary way, either. In fact, they did it to humiliate me, out of jealousy because I found the holy grail of physics: I solved the unification of the four forces problem. I'm still startled by the elegance of my solution:
Fs = strong nuclear force
Fe = electromagnetic force
Fw = weak nuclear force
Fg = gravitational force
Fs + Fe + Fw > Fg
Fg < Sa
Sa > Fs + Fe + Fw
Since Sa is greater than Fs + Fe + Fw, and Fg is lesser than Fs + Fe + Fw, then Fg < Fs + Fe + Fw + Sa or Sa > Fs + Fe + Fw + Fg. Therefore, there is a force greater than the combined four forces. If there is a force greater than the combined four forces, then they can't be unified unless Sa is a rational number. Unfortunately, although Sa (sexual attraction) is real, it is also irrational. And it is greater than the four forces combined.
Upon termination of my scholarship, and a sound paddling from the dean in front of the student body, I decided to go back to my roots. Shywolf is my North American Indian name, and the non de plumage under which I write.