"im copyrighted!! no one is allowed to have dreams of me"||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

"i dont have a real life, its all dc nowadays :) but i like you guys so i dont mind :)"||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

Your mileage may vary,||parental guidance is advised,||call before you dig,||consult your doctor,||action figures sold separately,||see a qualified tax professional,||mind the gap,||may contain peanuts,||no user serviceable parts inside, etc etc etc.||-- app103, in her Instant Boss program EULA

If this program causes your PC to explode, which in turn sets your house on fire, killing your neighbor's dog, you assume all responsibility for such and not me. Use at your own risk!||-- app103, in her Instant Boss program EULA

"im quitting programming,  and im gonna become a professional bookcase builder"||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

"i think tinjaw is dangerously knowledgable of things, we must kill him"||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

"my humour skills are excellent when i wake up||i think its one of my best features||must remember to put that on my dating profile if i ever sign up at one||Best Feature: Wakes up funny||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

"you know.. something is just plain wrong about spending 30 minutes searching for my book on how to get organized"||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

"when i hear the word reviewer i wake up :)||i am trying to former a Reviewer Elite team...the team will be clothed in the finest of linens and fed fresh fruit and served by lions in tuxedos||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

"im taking life Pass-Fail so it wont effect my grade point average||...so far ive missed the midterm and the dog ate my homework||...it doesnt look good||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

"me and this broken hp [printer] are going to have a long talk with a very heavy hammer"||-- Mouser on DC IRC Channel

"I'm also a professional time-waster, as long as i have a computer i can find whatever reason not to work."||-- jgpaiva on DC forum

"people please remember to send a credit or two to the mini-reviewers along with a thank you comment when you do, to let them know you appreciate their efforts."||-- Mouser

i think the first lesson you should teach your kids is:||sit them down in front of the computer and say "look at how companies manage to grab all your money with recurring subscription charges."||-- Mouser on DC forum

"DonationCoder.com is a site for people who love computer software, and like the idea of supporting each other's work through donations - it's funded entirely by individuals who join the site."||-- Cody the Bird

"The probability distribution of me being awake at any given hour is uniform"||-- Mouser's yearbook quote

Just pure honest, simple freeware.||Never any spyware!||Never any adware!||Never any viruses!||Never any trojans!||Never any nag screens!||-- app103, on appsapps.info

Announcement: DonationCoder.com Has Been Sold to Apple||Good news!||Yesterday I had a long conversation with Steve Jobs, and he has made an offer to buy DonationCoder.com!||-- Mouser, on April Fool's Day

"mouser will sell dc to digg!"||-- JoTo on DC IRC channel

 I once killed a possum out of self-defense. The little bastard was coming after me.|| Great software is hard to find; even harder to build.|| The more I learn, the more I like FOSS (Free and Open Source Software).||-- zridling, in his DC biography

<mouser> stretchhhhhhhhh||<mouser> morning mices||-- Mouser greets DC folks on IRC after he wakes up

What the hell's wrong with you people? Fortran's not good enough for you? I took the course in 1980 and I've never needed anything since!*|| || ||*I haven't used it since either. So stop smirking.||-- zridling, on DC forum

<Deozaan> !wakeup mouser||<MouserBot> Mouser was last awake: never.||-- DC IRC Trivia

<mouser> for the love of the spaghetti monster||<mouser> PROGRAM YOUR GAME!!!||-- DC IRC Trivia, someone had been lazy ;)

"vista comes loaded with viruses intrusions spyware trojans adware thats why they named it VISTA"||-- hamradio, on DC IRC channel

<mouser> actually farr is the only program i made with a tiny tiny easter egg in it||<mouser> but no one has yet found it||<JoTo> really? may we see a picture of you naked?||<mouser> god no||<anderson> oh yes!||-- DC IRC Trivia

"all party ideas become sole property of mouser...copyright 2006...tm and (R)"||-- Mouser, DC IRC Trivia

"i should post name and address of my hearts true love and first person to convince her to fall in love with me gets some prize"||-- Mouser, DC IRC Trivia

<mouser> when you sneeze can people on irc hear you?||<Allen> Only if you emote :)||<mouser> is there an emoticon for a sneeze||<mouser> :)-----------choo~!!!||<Allen> gesundheit||-- DC IRC Trivia

<mouser> you know||<mouser> im starting to love you dc peoples :)||-- DC IRC Trivia

* JoTo still wonders when mouser is sleeping||<JoTo> mouser: you are not human, are you?||-- DC IRC Trivia

"its easy to get sucked into the arms of publicity and feel loved, but then get burned, probably like dating that blond girl from charlies angels||-- Mouser speaks on publicity

<bro_therS> if cats were horses we could ride up trees||<jgpaiva> a better situation would be if cows could fly ;)||<bro_therS> cow shit on your head?! no thanks :-p||-- DC IRC Trivia

<db90h> mouser is still a commie pinko tho.. donationcoder is really a fund raising drive to overthrow the government||<Allen> If I'd have known that, I might have made a more generous donation.||-- DC IRC Trivia

"i knew mouser, he was my first girlfriend"||-- db90h, DC IRC Trivia

"I have never purposely said a cuss word in my life and I'm ready to cuss big time!||This is smurfing me off!||I'm so smurfing smurfed by vista that I feel like smurfing the smurfing smurf out of the smurfing smurfer!||-- Deozaan, on DC IRC Channel

<mouser> someone should make some fall asleep program||<jgpaiva> oh.. that's not too hard. just make the user read emacs manual. he'll find so many confusing stuff, that in the effort to understand it, he'll fall asleep ;)||-- DC IRC Trivia

"today, i'm having some trouble writing sentences that actually make sense"||-- jgpaiva, on DC IRC channel

<JoTo> result = joto.LookAtDelphi(); printf(result); Output: "Seems to be a secret Alien Language"||-- JoTo, on DC IRC channel

"calories are the little leprechauns that come to you at night and sew your clothes narrower."||-- JoTo

"<JoTo> i am the JOTO...resistance is futile"|| ||-- JoTo, on DC IRC channel

"i learned the 1. golden rule of MS-Office: You MUST NOT load a document with more than 1500 pages into your local word or you get a BSOD and an immediate automatic reboot with an mandantory filesystemcheck at next startup"||-- Joto

"There is Windows ME, Windows NT and Windows CE... So we have Windows CEMENT"||-- Joto

"noware -> you get nothing...the app does nothing...is useful for nothing :-)"|| ||-- Joto

"people have been known to donate on DC."||-- KenR

"#playboyBunny { position:onTop; left:0%; top:un-done; height:5ft10; background:innocent-angel; }"||-- MacMatt, on CSS (Cascase Style Sheet)

<Martin_13> dine(pGirl); pGirl->TakeHome(this); fork(pGirl); sleep(1000*60*60*5); // Male mentality||<Martin_13> there's a follow-up... this->PayChildSupport(this->WeeksWages() / 2); // Didn't use contraception||-- Martin, DC IRC Trivia

"I remember being horrified as a child when I seen the pretty ladybug mutate into a flying weird thing."||-- Martin, on DC IRC channel

<PhilKC> regex is love.||<db90h> "regex is love*" match found at line 23, "regex is loved by weirdos like PhilKC"||-- DC IRC Trivia

<Shamurai> mouser is satan incarnate||<Shamurai> He tempts us all the time||<Shamurai> he uses trickery to make us do his bidding||-- DC IRC Trivia

"I don't have a personality problem. I have several."||-- Tinjaw, on DC IRC channel

"So I said to myself, "Self?" and Self replied, "Shut up Me, I'm busy"||-- Tinjaw, on DC IRC channel

<tinjaw> I will give any one of you $5 in DC credits if you come over to my place and clean it. :-)||* mouser stills [sic] the credits and leaves the wrapper on tinjaw's floor||<tinjaw> damn, one more thing to clean up.||-- DC IRC Trivia

"There's too much blood in my alcohol/caffiene system!"||-- PhilKC, on DC IRC channel

"blue used to be my fav color...then i installed win98"||-- app103

"you know...some people think i look like the mona lisa...with eyebrows"||-- app103

"24 hr numbers? all numbers are 24 hr numbers...the phone company don't shut you off at night."||-- app103