Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook? \nA: The space bar!
Why was the computer tired when he got home? \nBecause he had a hard drive.
Womens are like computer virus...they ENTER your life...SEARCH your pocket...SHIFT your balance ...CONTROL your life...when you become an old version DELETE you from the system
What do Scientists have for snacks? \nMicro-chips.
Why did the computer get cold? \nBecause it forgot to close windows.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? \nA: Data
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." \nHe bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. \nThe frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. \nThe frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. \nThe frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. \nFinally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" \nThe man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? \nO2.zip
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI ...
'Ive just loaded COLIN MCRAE HELICOPTER SIMULATOR on to my PC ... but it keeps crashing ...'
A computer technician says "Why even have a 3-chip Hi-Def camcorder if you can't calibrate the white balance"!!!!!!!
- How do two programmers make money? \n- One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses
A system administrator has 2 problems: \n\n- dumb users \n- smart users
How do you tell if a blonde is using a computer? \n \nTheir's liquid paper all over the screen!
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" \nvery long pause... \n"Java."
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman? \nThe used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. \nWhen asked to define "Great" he said, \n"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" \nHe now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.