Accompanied by cute illustrations, and wonderfully written, a man describes his true life experience with a tape worm in his belly. It's disgusting and utterly compelling. What kind of person has the guts (pun intended) to write about something like this? Not for the faint of heart but i couldn't stop reading.
The doctor, no longer chuckling, asked me to please sit down so he could tell me how to get rid of it. I came crashing down to sit on the chair, blathering, "How do I kill it? What's it take, doc? Where's the bullet? Give me a pill, do tricks! Make it go away!"
http://www.fray.com/drugs/worm/
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Ugh! Blahhhh! Yuck!!
-J-Mac
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I would have just flushed the toilet and let the water flow drag it all out of my bowels.
I don't think his "to the moon and back" statement is an accurate measurement of the length of the bowels. I've always heard the bowels were approximately 30 feet (http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2001/AnneMarieThomasino.shtml) in length.
My reaction was neutral/positive (as in, funny-positive) most of the time. However!
Spoiler
The thought of a tapeworm dangling out of my ass repulsed me.