From: temp12399@aol.com (Temp12399) Subject: Badge Names Date: 23 Nov 1998 03:00:39 GMT My company has exhibited in one of the largest trade shows in the U.S. for many years. Every year we need some extra admittance badges for our people who lose theirs or need one for a spouse. Since names John Doe and Mary Smith would show a complete lack of intelligence, I always make up names that sound like a real person, but really say something else. So that the show people won't catch on too easily (and reject our badge requests) the first names are usually real names and the last names are spelled strangely enough that the real meaning is somewhat "hidden". The list is below, and after that is the same list with the hidden meaning spelled out. Don't cheat now. See how many you can get. I'm sure there are lots more. Post your best ones to the group. BADGE NAMES RANDALL I. DRAWPED LIONEL CAUSTRUBLS MYRA MANES CLAUDE ISBETERNATE EATON PAWSUM PHYLLIS UPWILLYA PHILLIP L. COSTUMORNOW EVERETT GRITZ HOLLIS TICMEDASIN BEN LUKENFURYA GRAYDON D. RHODES TERRY ENDAPYRATZ SUE FIRCACHE JOHN PUHLCHANE ELWOOD P. DOUD BOB ENFIRAPLES AILEEN TODARITE AMOS KEYTO OTTO NOEBETER AVERY NISEDHAY ADAM ZAPLE SHEEBA KWEENOV EUGENE MEBOB LEAH HEG CORA NETT KENT DOHIT ADAM SCHMASHER WYATT THISTYME MEG ATUN WILL ENWONT DONNA SEYDATAGANA (say with thick Italian accent) ALDO MONEESGAHN LARRY CURLIENMO (one of my favorites) CLAUDE BIELIONS PAT HURBUNS LEM AUNPYE BOB ENWIEVE FIELIN PFRISCEE BETTY WOANT HOLDEN MYEOWN KENNY DEWIT CARY ABUNDELL DUDLEY WEPIN RAY AWFSONCHINE CAL ENDERGURL MENDEN RIPZ WM. ZIKALSTOREEZ PHOULEN AVERY BHADY RAY DIOS SHEHERO HECHIKN RON NIENOZ TRENT CHCOTE JACQUES ITSH GOSHIMA PHOOL URAH PHOOL, II P. MAIKS YALLERSNO ADOLPH HINTANK DREW ATALLWON BESS TOVBRIED SONNY WEDDER HELEN GONE COL. UMBIA GEMADOSHUN (another of my favorites) Same list with the answers: RANDALL I. DRAWPED ran til I dropped LIONEL CAUSTRUBLS lion will cause troubles MYRA MANES my remains CLAUDE ISBETERNATE clawed is better than ate EATON PAWSUM eating possum PHYLLIS UPWILLYA fill us up, will you PHILLIP L. COSTUMORNOW fillup will cost you more tomorrow EVERETT GRITZ ever ate grits? HOLLIS TICMEDASIN holistic medicine BEN LUKENFURYA been looking for you GRAYDON D. RHODES grading the roads TERRY ENDAPYRATZ terry and the pirates (comic strip) SUE FIRCACHE sue for cash JOHN PUHLCHANE john pull chain ELWOOD P. DOUD Jimmy Stewart's character in movie Harvey BOB ENFIRAPLES bobbing for apples AILEEN TODARITE I lean to the right AMOS KEYTO a mosquito OTTO NOEBETER aught to know better AVERY NISEDHAY a very nice day ADAM ZAPLE adams apple SHEEBA KWEENOV queen of Sheeba EUGENE MEBOB you gene, me bob LEAH HEG lay a egg CORA NETT coronet KENT DOHIT can't do it ADAM SCHMASHER atom smasher WYATT THISTYME why at this time MEG ATUN megaton WILL ENWONT will and won't DONNA SEYDATAGANA don't say that again (heavy Italian accent) ALDO MONEESGAHN all the moneys gone LARRY CURLIENMO the three stooges CLAUDE BIELIONS clawed by lions PAT HURBUNS pat her buns LEM AUNPYE lemon pie BOB ENWIEVE bob and weave FIELIN PFRISCEE feeling frisky BETTY WOANT bet he won't HOLDEN MYEOWN holding my own KENNY DEWIT can he do it CARY ABUNDELL carry a bundle DUDLEY WEPIN deadly weapon RAY AWFSONCHINE ray of sunshine CAL ENDERGURL calendar girl MENDEN RIPZ mending rips WM. ZIKALSTOREEZ whimsical stories PHOULEN AVERY BHADY fooling everybody RAY DIOS radios SHEHERO HECHIKN she hero, he chicken RON NIENOZ runny nose TRENT CHCOTE trench coat JACQUES ITSH jock itch GOSHIMA PHOOL gosh I'm a fool URAH PHOOL, II your a fool too P. MAIKS YALLERSNO pee makes yellow snow ADOLPH HINTANK a dolphin tank DREW ATALLWON drew a tall one BESS TOVBRIED best of breed SONNY WEDDER sunny weather HELEN GONE hell and gone COL. UMBIA GEMADOSHUN columbia gem of the ocean Hope you had fun. e-mail to my TEST1@AOL.COM address will be ignored. Posts to the group will be read.