Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. \nThe round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify, or vilify them. \nBut the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. \nThey push the human race forward. \nAnd while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world \nAre the ones who do. Let's make like Dijkstra's and find the shortest path between you and me (:" \nThat's my proudest nerdy pick-up line. I thought it up while slaving away on a Data Structures project, got really excited, and tried it on my friends. \nThey shook their heads at me, but it's ok. \nI know its full potential, even if others deny it. I imagine it being used in a full bar; Nerdy Programmer Boy will shout it across the room at a Mysterious Programmer Girl, she will blush shyly and smile, and the rest will be history. “You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “Are you an exception? Let me catch you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “public class YourWorld extends MyWorld” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and dificult to stop once it starts running.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “Let me be the ‘throws Exception’ to your ‘public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “[me != me]. [me += you].” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are my superclass: you define what I can do.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “My main method is ‘public love iLoveYou().’ ” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are my methods. I am nothing without you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “You are my API. I want to know everything about you.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “My love for you comes with no strings attached.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. “My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite…. ” \nP.S: Knowledge of java programming language is required.. Oh my dear, my love \nYou are a sight for sore eyes \nYou are the Windows to my System \nYou can make my CPU-usage rise \nVirus, you are my dear \nYou’ve penetrated through my firewall \nCarefully bypassing my Anti-virus \nYou’ve made an infinite loop of love, you doll! \nI shift deleted other girls from my mind \nAnd have given you the ‘admin rights’ \nMy 1000 GB HDD is full of love for you \nYour lethal beauty can hack many websites \nYour thoughts choke up my RAM \nThey fill my integrated chips with happiness \nFor you my keyboard goes CAPS Lock \nAnd wires jumble making a mess \nOnly you can root my server \nIf not then please SQL inject it \nEverything lies on your ‘YES’ now \nOr else, I’ll jump into the virus pit \nIf you say ‘YES’ I’ll leave my facebook \nI’ll keep you in my C:\ drives system32 folder \nYou will rule there forever \nI’ll update it as it gets older \nMy CPU beating at high Gigahertz \nMy blood like current flowing through wires \nAll are waiting for that little ‘yes’ \nAnd that’s what this computerized-body desires! \nComputer Engineer’s Love Letter Not a love letter, but an expression of a programmer's love : \nSweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for. \nFor long time,I've been lonely,this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just uncompiled program without you which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. \n\nYou are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power \nWhen you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /* which I never experienced before */. \nWith this letter,I just want to convey you that, if we are linked together,I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human being to live a error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. \nI anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. \nKindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. \n- A Software Professional Romantic Programming ::\nfor(;;){ \nI_Love_you(&this); \n} \n\nno condiction,no counting,no exit(); \n\nThis one can still run even true!=true , because this one never compute if true==true . Romantic Programming ::\nI don't know if this counts, but back in the late 80's/early 90's when I was getting started as a programmer writing C code, we had a command-line driven build environment for our products that used a tool called "make", along with build configuration files called "makefiles". \n\nSo back then, when it was time to build your product -- let's say the product was called "foobar" -- you'd type: \n\n > make foobar \n\nIf you fat-fingered the name of the product, it would come back with an error like this: \n\n > make foobat \n I don't know how to make "foobat". \n\nSo we used to get a hoot out of this: \n\n > make love \n I don't know how to make "love". \n\nPoor, lonely computer. Almost brings a tear to the eye. \nAlso, when you're sitting at your desk feeling sorry for your own lack of a love life, you can always type this and get some sympathetic understanding from your computer. "We're in this together", it seems to be saying. You are a field in my class. You will always be protected --- Romantic programming Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you. --- Romantic programming You are my superclass: you define what I can do. --- Romantic programming You are my API. I want to know everything about you. --- Romantic programming I don’t know whether you are of my type or not, we can always typecast. --- Romantic programming And in case, if you ever throw an exception , I’ll be there to catch it. --- Romantic programming "I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it". --- Romantic programming I saw this three lines of code a while ago. It doesn't really match your question but it's kinda fun to look at: \n\nwhile (1); \ncout << "I love You." << endl; \n\nAt the first glance it's saying I love you forever, but notice the semicolon on the first line. It means "there's a love I can never speak out loud" --- Romantic programming "You and svn are the only things that ill commit to" --- Romantic programming while(true){\n I love you;\n} \n For the non geeks this means I love you infinitely forever or until the system crashes \n--- Romantic programming You are the CSS to my HTML --- Romantic programming You're the IDE that (auto)completes me. --- Romantic programming Baby, did you know, by the end of this year, there will be more transistors on a chip than people in this world? \n\nWhy don't we do something about it? --- Romantic programming Smalltalk: \n\n[ self isAlive ] whileTrue: [ self needs: you ]. \n--- Romantic programming I just love this question & each of your answers..I thought I can give it a shot too. \n\n Hey sweetie, We are been "deadlocked" by the love for each other .. :-) \n Whenever you come near me, my mind goes "Out Of Memory" ... Is that a human "error" or a natural "exception" ? :-) \n--- Romantic programming Romantic Relationship is like a Java if it has errors then it doesn’t work! If I am your exception then Try{} to Catch{}me. Then please Frame.add(me) to your heart. Then if I am too big to fit in your heart then setSize(me). Then if you really really love me unconditionally then show it to me by love.setVisible(true); Prove me that actionListener is louder than words and serve as (ActionEvent 2me) to give meaning and function to my life which is compiler. \n\nThis quote was came from my mind to express my feeling to the best Game developer I’ve ever met! --- Romantic programming YOU ARE \nTHE {CSS}\nTO MY \n --- Romantic programming Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life \n--- Romantic programming Hey Girl, you are “the” Object and I am “your” object. \n--- Romantic programming 640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft Corporation, 1981 A mouse can be just as dangerous as a bullet or a bomb. -- Lamar Smith, congressman from Texas AOL is like the cockroach left after the nuclear bomb hits. They know how to survive. -- Jan Horsfall, VP of Marketing for Lycos Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. -- attributed to Edsger Dijkstra, computer scientist (1930 -2002) Computer science is not as old as physics; it lags by a couple of hundred years. However, this does not mean that there is significantly less on the computer scientist's plate than on the physicist's: younger it may be, but it has had a far more intense upbringing! -- Richard Feynman, physicist (1918 - 1988) Computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1 1/2 tons. -- Popular Mechanics, 1949 Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Humans beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination. -- Albert Einstein, physicist and humanitarian (1879 - 1955) Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch to make a phone call, or how to use the Hoover Dam to take a shower, or how to work a nuclear-power plant to turn on the lights. -- Scott McNealy, co-founder and president of Sun Microsystems Digital files cannot be made uncopyable, any more than water can be made not wet. -- Bruce Schneier, in The Futility of Digital Copy Prevention. Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. -- Charles Babbage, computer scientist (1791 - 1871) Get your feet off my desk, get out of here, you stink, and we're not going to buy your product. -- Joe Keenan, President of Atari, 1976 (responding to Steve Jobs' offer to sell him rights to the new personal computer that he and Steve Wozniak developed) Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. -- Doug Larson, columnist I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -- Isaac Asimov, author (1920 - 1992) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. -- Thomas J. Watson, founder of IBM (1874 - 1956) Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. -- Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner, comedian On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. -- Charles Babbage Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. -- Alan Turing, mathematician and computer scientist (1912 - 1954) The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. -- Bill Gates The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. -- Bill Gates The late Walt Disney built his empire with a mouse. The same can be said about Steve Jobs. -- San Francisco Chronicle, February 8, 2004 There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. -- Ken Olson, President of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users? -- Clifford Stoll, astrophysicist and author