Anyone here who came across the Chuck Norris Facts
, or perhaps the earlier Vin Diesel Facts
and chuckled at a few should definitely check out these much superior Bruce Schneier Facts
. There are some very clever and subtle 'facts'. You may even have to google some of the concepts mentioned to get the joke but that makes them all the funnier.
ITAR prevents Bruce Schneier from travelling abroad, even though the restrictions on the export of strong crypto have been lifted.
Bruce Schneier puts the "cry" in "cryptography".
There are no prime numbers, just numbers Bruce Schneier hasn't bothered to factor yet.