That is just off the hook!
I love the ZOMBIE language:
* The language should allow the necromancer to animate dead bodies, summon and control spirits, and solve any computable problem.
* There should be sensible guarantees against overwriting system memory, monopolising CPU cycles, and releasing malicious entities into the world.
* The language must be inherently evil.
Inherently evil! Hilarious stuff!
Some of the code examples in the languages are just rich! Check out "Whatever".