Ok boys and girls gather round for I am going to blow your mind with my 3 step process that is guaranteed to get you TONS of great press in the technology blogs and financial journals. Your company will become the talk of the town and you will soon become rich beyond your wildest dreams.
Now why am I giving away this amazing secret simple strategy when I could make millions from selling it? Well there is a catch. I'm going to leave off one little mystery of the technique. To get the missing element you have to mail me $999 in cash. It's only a small sum compared to the increase in revenue your business will generate.
Ok here is my Web 2.0 Technology Strategy:
- 1. Find a friend with another internet company.
- 2. Send out a press release trumpeting the huge news that one of the companies has suddenly acquired the other !! OMG YES!
- 3. Repea*
I know you are thinking to yourself that is the most amazing strategy I have ever heard and i've just blown your mind. It is as good as that and better. My technique is being used internationally all over the globe with great success. Just open your browser to any high-tech news site and you will see my clients using this strategy like mad. It costs you nothing and is 100% guaranteed to make you fistfulls of money!
I know you are thinking to yourself "But this is too good to be true!!!! Don't I have to improve my product? Or create new features? Or hire new employees?" NO, NO, and NO!!! That's the magic!
And the key is the hidden step #3. If you act now during this introductory period, with only one payment of $999 (not including shipping and handling), i will reveal to you the full details of step 3. Hurry I only have 5,000,000 copies left!