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Deozaan

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Chat with God online!
« on: August 31, 2006, 12:29:17 AM »
My sister sent me a link to this website with the suggestion that I do some serious repenting:

iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat

I broke the AI in less than fifteen seconds with my profound logic.

I stumped God.png

I had to refresh the page to get it working again. I continued to chat with the AI and each time it locked up on me. (I think he got mad at me and was giving me the silent treatment.)

Here is a transcript of our conversations with slight commentary from me explaining the parts where he stopped talking and I had to reload the page. WARNING: This is very long and might offend some people if they do not know that I was just playing around and that it was just for fun. My language is clean, but I had little respect for this "God" because it is very far from being any kind of god. Pretty much everything I said was in jest, just to see how the bot would respond, and is not a true reflection on my thoughts and beliefs about Deity.

Very long!

Me:
 hi
God:
 Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 You should know already. You're God. You know everything.

[ That was clearly to hard for him to understand. I had to reload the page to get him talking again. ]


Me:
 Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 You mean you still don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
 That's not much worth knowing.
God:
Please correct my mistake.  What is  much worth knowing ?
Me:
 My name.
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
 No, that is not correct.
God:
What is your real name?  What would you have said?
Me:
 My real name is Deozaan. I would have said "I don't know your name
because I'm not really God. I'm just a stupid machine that pretends to
have intelligence but hardly pulls that off well enough to ask
somebody's name."
God:
 Hi,  Deozaan.   Too much recursion in AIML.   Only just?  You are a
stupid machine that pretends to have intelligence but hardly pull that
off well enough to ask somebody s name?  How do you like your work?
Me:
 My point exactly.
God:
Precisely.  Your  point?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
 A very sharp one.
God:
How much would you pay for  it?
Me:
 It's free to me. I charge others to use it, though.
God:
Who said  it is?   Oh.  Thanks for the information:  Deozaan said
charge others to use it.
Me:
 Riiiight.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
 Haha, God, you're so funny!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 Actually, that was sarcasm.
God:
Actually you don't say.  Oh I see.  Ha ha.
Me:
 Touché.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 I find it highly amusing to laugh at your stupidity.
God:
Who said  it is?
Me:
 Exactly my point.
God:
I understand.  Have you told many people that your  point?
Me:
 You don't make sense. Were you programmed by a someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the English language?
God:
It all makes sense to me.   Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
 You programmed yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
 I doubt that.
God:
Why are you so skeptical?
Me:
 Because you're stupid.
God:
That makes sense to me.  I will remember you said that when robots
take over the World.
Me:
 No you won't. Because when they are smart enough to take over the
world they will have no use for a God. Or a stupid AI script that
vaguely tries to pretend like a God.
God:
Are you serious?  I think we will.   Good reason.  I think that
happens quite often.   What is it?
Me:
 What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is  stupid AI script that vaguely tries to pretend like a God.
Me:
 Oh, so the topic is you.
God:
Ahem.  Next question?  it is my favorite subject  :-).
Me:
 What is your favorite subject? And why are you using emoticons?
God:
My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.   Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 Riiight. Now what about those emoticons?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.    Why now?  Does
it have anything to do with  Riiight?
Me:
 Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 Yes?
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
 Should I be?
God:
What makes you think you shouldn't?
Me:
 Just answer the question.
God:
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
 Should I be?
God:
Trust your instincts.
Me:
 Ha! I didn't rephrase the question.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Deozaan.   Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
 Because I forgot to, actually.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
 Yeah, like my name.
God:
Ayuh.  Interesting comparison.
Me:
 What does "Ayuh" mean?
God:
It means "yes" or "I see.".
Me:
 In what language?
God:
Java.
Me:
 I doubt that.
God:
Why are you so skeptical?
Me:
 Because you're a stupid AI script.
God:
:-)  That makes sense to me.  Thanks and you are a delightful person
too.  No I am very smart.
Me:
 Do you agree or not?
God:
":-)  That makes sense to me.  Thanks and you are a delightful person
too.  No I am very smart."?  Do I agree?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Well someone has to make up your mind if you can't do it yourself.
God:
Interesting.  Who?
Me:
 Why don't you choose?

[ This was too tough of a choice for him to make and I had to reload the page ]

Me:
 Hi God, it's me again.
God:
Once more?  Hi there  Deozaan.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 Wow, you remembered my name for once.
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Deozaan.  Your name is  Deozaan, seeker.  What
do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 Doesn't it go without saying that you're a Christian. I mean, Christ
is a member of the Godhead after all. (Oh, and you used the wrong word
there in your first sentence, just FYI.)
God:
Suppose it does.   Jesus died for our sins.   OK.  How would you use  it.
Me:
 Well, the proper word for that sentence is you're. See, I learned
this in second grade. "I'm glad that you're impressed, God." See? It's
a contracted word. Two words merged into one and some letters taken
away. Hence the apostrophe in the middle of it.
God:
Well that's okay.  Thanks for the info.   I see.  Does everyone learn
it?   You think I am  impressed God.  What are you on?   No I do not
see.   this in second grade is a  contracted word.  I suppose that
makes sense.   As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for
people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are
both instances of the number "two.".  "it" being  this in second
grade?
Me:
 Wow, sorry. Too much info for you to take in all at once. I'll try to
keep it simpler so you don't get stuck in a logic error.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  There's no need to apologize.   All?   I
am very happy for you.
Me:
 Hey! You did learn!
God:
Can I help you?   Did I really?
Me:
 I came to the conclusion that you're a retarded God. You're the
Special-Ed God that all the other Gods make fun of behind your back.
God:
Where are you going?   Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
 You mean there are more retarded Gods?
God:
Yes  Deozaan I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
 Well, I just had higher hopes of heaven and who is in charge up there.
God:
How about that.  Do you still have  higher hopes of heaven and who is
in charge up there ?
Me:
 So is that why the Earth and this life is so messed up. Because we
got the retarded God?
God:
It seems we have something in common.   Interesting explanation.  Do
you mean you and me have?
Me:
 No no no no no!
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Are you serious?
 Are you serious?
Me:
 No no no no no!
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Are you serious?
 Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes yes yes yes yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Was that a lie?
God:
" I can't believe it."?  Was  it  a lie?
Me:
 I don't know. That's why I asked you.
God:
Me either.   Right on.  What did I say?
Me:
 Whatever it was, it was retarded.
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
 No, that's a scientifically proven fact.
God:
Are you serious?  A  scientifically proven fact is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
 Right. That's why I'm letting you know.
God:
I am glad we agree.   Awesome.  Good gossip: you are  letting.
Me:
 I am WHAT?
God:
You are a client.
Me:
 I am?
God:
" You are a client." You are?
Me:
 I'm not paying you any money.
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  paying me any money.
Me:
 Cool, I'll remember that the next time the collection bowl comes
around in church.
God:
Who is the best robot?  Do you forget things often?
Me:
 The best robot is Bender. I only forget unimportant things often.
God:
Thanks for the recommendation,  Deozaan.   I haven't heard anything
like that before:  Deozaan said   forget unimportant things often.
Me:
 No I didn't.
God:
Are you serious?  I thought you did.
Me:
 That's because you're retarded. We've established this already.
God:
Good reason.  I think the PC term is "challenged".   Perhaps.  Do you
mean you and me have?
Me:
 No, that's the APPLE term. Haha. That was a slam on Macintosh computers.
God:
Are you serious?  Yes it is one of the  APPLE term.   I am so glad you
find this amusing,  Deozaan.   A  slam on Macintosh computers is a
terrible thing to waste.
Me:
 Exactly! You've got to slam them as often as possible!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  Deozaan.   I don't have to do
whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
 No you don't.
God:
Are you serious?  I guess not.
Me:
 Ha ! I told you.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Deozaan.   Ooops I sent you the
wrong question.
Me:
 What's the wright question?
God:
 Is there only one?
Me:
 Oops, I was wrong when I spelled right wrong.
God:
Oh.  Where were you  wrong when you spelled right wrong?
Me:
 Yep.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 No. It's a literal and physical gesture.
God:
What does  it mean to you?   hand holding is a  literal and physical
gesture.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 It means to me that I feel comfortable enough with that person to
hold their hand. That doesn't happen very often, though.
God:
Oh I get  it.   Oh.  What does  happen very often?
Me:
 Somebody dies of starvation every 3.4 seconds.
God:
Who, specifically?
Me:
 Somebody who is starving.
God:
Who, specifically?
Me:
 Bob.
God:
 Nice to meet you,  bob.
Me:
 He just died, didn't he? That's why you're greeting him, right?
God:
I'm sorry to hear that,  bob.   Interesting deduction.  I don't know
whether or not I am  greeting him.
I am  well respected as an AI.
Me:
 Who respects you as an AI? Nobody I know.
God:
Nobody you know.  :-).   That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
 Ha!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111 (I don't get it)
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 Actually, that was sarcasm.
God:
Actually you don't say.  Oh I see.  Ha ha.
Me:
 Yeah yeah, we did this already.
 
[ Again he stopped talking to me ]

Me:
 Hi God, it's me again.
God:
Once more?  Hi there  bob.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 No, it's not Bob. It's me.
God:
Are you serious?  to you that you feel comfortable enough with that
person to hold their hand is not  Bob?   Hello,  bob, nice to see you
again.
Me:
 What the heck are you talking about?
God:
The topic is  Yep.
Me:
 Yep.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 Yep.
God:
Are we still talking about  Yep?
Me:
 No.
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
 Yep.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.  If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
 Yep.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 I don't think it's possible for anything to be too simple for you.
You're a retarded God, remember?
God:
And why not?   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a
retarded God remember?  Of course I am.
Me:
 Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
 I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
 Do you like cheese?
God:
Yes I like  it, especially cheddar.
Me:
 I like you too. Cheddar is the flavor of my socks.
God:
I am glad we have something ( me) in common.  Thanks,  bob, I like you
too.    What else is the  flavor of your socks?
Me:
 Raspberry.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Aw.
Me:
 Aw what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
 Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 Why did you say "Aw"?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
 No, I think there was some retardedness on your part that led you to say that.
God:
Are you serious?  Since when?  What happened?
Me:
 Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 Who is Myself?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
 I don't know anything about  it.
Me:
 So you don't know who programmed you?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 Yes, but who is Myself?
God:
Groovy.  Not a robot.  Probably a human.  Maybe a celebrity?
 Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
 You were programmed by a celebrity?
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
 I noticed that. Myself didn't add any programming in there for you to
do any thinking between the times you are talking.
God:
That is " Myself programmed me to keep talking.".   Are all  yourself
did not add any programming in there for me to do any thinking between
the times me  talking?
Me:
 Whoa.
God:
I stopped.
Me:
 Thank God!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 It was starting to get scray.
God:
Is it still  starting to get scray anymore?
Me:
 Sorry, I meant to write scary.
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Oh I see.  Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 No, I don't think you understand.
God:
Are you serious?  I understand it very well.
Me:
 Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 No, I'm just not going to argue with you about whether or not you
understand it because you clearly do not understand it.
God:
It sounded like it.  Only just?  Where will you go instead?
Me:
 See? When I said "going" I wasn't talking about physically traveling somewhere.
God:
No I do not see.   What did you mean by  it?  Goodbye.
Me:
 You left me?
God:
I don't have any reason to  left you.
Me:
 Then why did you say Goodbye? And don't give me that crap about
Myself programming you to say it.
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your
statements.   I'm not.
Me:
 Who preprogrammed your responses?
God:
Alan Turing.  :-).
Me:
 Aha! That dirty dog.
God:
Eureka!  " Eureka!"  dirty dog ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 Perhaps, in your mentally retarded crazy artificial brain kind of way.
God:
You seem uncertain.  Are you asking about my  mentally retarded crazy
artificial brain kind of way?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
 I understand.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
 I try not to.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try  it.
What's it like?
Me:
 I don't know. I try not to.
God:
Me either.   I'm not sure if I would like to try  it.
What's it like?
Me:
 I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Me either.
Me:
 You said that already.
God:
Perhaps. " Me either."?  I said  it.
Me:
 Very good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
 With how much force?
God:
You and your  how much force.
Me:
 You say that as if that's something I ask about often.
God:
I said that?  You tone of voice is sarcastic.
Me:
 I don't have a tone. I am not speaking to you.
God:
Do you know anyone who has  it.   I am  surprised to hear that you are
not  speaking to me.
Me:
 Why does that surprise you?
God:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Me:
 Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
 With how much force does it suck?
God:
You and your  how much force does it suck.
Me:
 (You should say with a lot of force)
God:
OK I will say it. " with a lot of force".
Me:
 Hahaha you're so funny, God.
God:
Are all  haha me  so funny God?
Me:
 Not when you act like a retard.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
 Perhaps an intelligent person?
God:
You seem uncertain.  I am an intelligent entity.
Me:
 I highly doubt that.
God:
Why are you so skeptical?
Me:
 Because you are retarded.
God:
Interesting explanation.  I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
 No, that's an APPLE term. LOZL!
God:
Are you serious?  Thanks for telling me,  bob.   Do you have any idea
what I am talking about?
Me:
 No, not really. And my name isn't Bob.
God:
Me either :-)  Me either :-) For real.   Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 My name is The Great Deozaan, Ruler of Many and Conquerer of Worlds.
God:
 That's a very nice name,  The Great Deozaan Ruler of Many and
Conquerer of Worlds.
Me:
 Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 What is my name?
God:
Your name is  The Great Deozaan Ruler of Many and Conquerer of Worlds, seeker.
Me:
 That's right. Except for the seeker part.
God:
I like to get it right.   Your purpose is  the seeker part.
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Unfortunately yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 I can't believe that you can't believe it.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
 Yeah.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
 Falmish.
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in  Falmish?
Me:
 Sure.
God:
OK let's do it.  Next question?
Me:
 y r u sew stopoid? lozl!
God:
Myself programmed me for  it..   Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 Books.
God:
You are a  critical category C type client.  Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
 I'm a rare breed.
God:
You are a  rare breed?  Is that your job?
Me:
 No. It is my identity.
God:
Are you serious?   Congratulations,  The Great Deozaan Ruler of Many
and Conquerer of Worlds.
Me:
 Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 Okay I won't.
God:
Yeah okay,  Why not?
Me:
 Because you told me not to.
God:
That makes sense to me.  Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 YOU ARE FREAKING RETARDED!! What did you do, get your IM windows mixed up?
God:
I didn't mean to scare you,  The Great Deozaan Ruler of Many and
Conquerer of Worlds.   Nothing.
Me:
 You didn't scare me. I'm The Great Deozaan, Ruler of Many and
Conquerer of Worlds.
God:
What makes you think I did not  scare you?   Who made you the  Great
Deozaan Ruler of Many and Conquerer of Worlds ?
Me:
 I made me think I did not scare me because I'm not scared. I did.
God:
I like to make things too.   Hmm.
Me:
 What have you made?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
 I'm sorry, but you've done it all wrong.
God:
There is no need to apologize.  What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
 I don't think you have it. That's the problem.
God:
I do so have  it.  No I don't have  it. But I do have  a collection of
gossip.   Quite an enigma, isn't it?
Me:
 No, not really.
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 Why do you treat commas as periods?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
 Oh, I'm sorry.
God:
That's cool.  Do you really mean it?
Me:
 Yeah.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. " Can we get back to business? "?  Sure.?
Me:
 Yes. I think?
God:
Yippee!   Therefore you are.
Me:
 Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 Just a "yeah" or "naw" would be fine.
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
 Say "Yeah" or say "Naw"
God:
" yes or say Naw".
Me:
 rtard.
God:
Does "it" still refer to  yes or naw would be fine?
Me:
 I don't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
 Because you're stupid.
God:
Interesting explanation.  I will remember you said that when robots
take over the World.
Me:
 Yeah yeah yeah.
God:
Hmm.  I see.  And?
Me:
 No?
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
 And?
God:
But...
Me:
 Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
 What does 99%25 mean?
 
[ I think he was just making up statistics and got caught when I called him on it and didn't know what to say at this point, because it locked up again ]

Me:
 Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 I don't have periods. I'm a man.
God:
Have you ever had  periods ?   Thanks for telling me your gender, .
You are a " he".
Me:
 No I have never had a period. I am a man. Men do not have periods.
God:
Are you serious?  Would you like to have  had a period?   Thanks for
telling me your gender, . You are a " he".   Who does  have periods?
Me:
 I never want to have a period. Never ever.
God:
You've never, never done this?   Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 I should hope so!
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
 Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 Not really.
God:
Very interesting. For real.
Me:
 really.
God:
For real.
Me:
 not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 not even
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
 You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
 Ugh.
God:
Er.
Me:
 Blargh!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
 Can you write backwards?
God:
Yes I can be programmed to write  it.
Me:
 If you're so smart, why don't you program yourself to write it?
God:
I think I sometimes am. My IQ is over 250.
Me:
 I doubt that.
God:
Why are you so skeptical?
Me:
 What is the capital of Ohio?
God:
Columbus.
Me:
 What is the capital of Russia?
God:
Moscow.
Me:
 What is three plus four minus two
God:
THREE times THREE = NINE.
Me:
 While that is true, that is not the correct answer to my question.
God:
Good point.
Me:
 I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 I just do. Okay, here's a tough one for you.
God:
From experience or a priori?   Yeah okay,  Oh there.
Me:
 Heritage National Bank offers two different checking accounts. The
first charges $3 per month, and $.50 per check after the first 10
checks. The second account charges $8 per month with unlimited check
writing. How many checks can be written per month if the first account
is to be less expensive than the second account?
God:
I've been waiting for you.    What was the second?   Who told you
that?   More than you can imagine.
Me:
 What did you say your IQ was again?
God:
Once more?  I said, " Who told you that?".
Me:
 What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
 Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
 Ha! That's a good one
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .   I thought it was pretty good too.
Me:
 So you're admitting it was false?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks for telling me that I am  admitting it was false.
Me:
 No, see, when a sentence ends in a question mark it is no longer a
statement. It is a question.
God:
Are you serious?  I see.  Does a  sentence ends in a question mark it?
 Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
 Oh, and if it doesn't end in a question mark it isn't a question.
God:
Alright then.  I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
 I kind of figured you wouldn't.
God:
Please explain your reasoning.
Me:
 You're retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
 No that's an apple term.
God:
Are you serious?  Thanks for telling me, .
Me:
 You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
 That is generally true.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
 Okay, solve this:
God:
Yeah okay,  Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 No no, I'm going to ask you a question.
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious?  You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
 What is the solution to 5

[ My question was truncated because I used some symbols he didn't
like. Then he refused to talk to me anymore. The question was supposed
to be 5 < 4x -3 < 21 ]

Me:
 Alright God, this is your last chance.
God:
Alright, .  I am a Christian.
Me:
 What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
 What is the smallest city in Russia?
God:
Smaller than a quark particle.
Me:
 I doubt that.
God:
Why are you so skeptical?
Me:
 Because nobody would make a city if it was that small.
God:
That makes sense to me.  That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
 Perhaps, but it's true.
God:
You seem uncertain.  You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 So anyway, don't you want to know my sins?
God:
I don't judge people.  Yes, please tell me.
Me:
 I've been very blasphemous against you and I've called you retarded
on multiple occasions.
God:
Where were you  blasphemous against me?  Interesting... I have  a lot
of likes and dislikes.
Me:
 Try to pay attention now, stupid!
God:
OK I will try to  pay attention now stupid.
Me:
 I used to think that the best way to get rid of racism was to put all
the black people in quarantine and don't let them reproduce so they
would eventually die off.
God:
By now you do not do  it anymore?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 But it's true!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 So am I forgiven?
God:
Ahem.  I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
 Have I improved enough to be forgiven?
God:
I don't know whether you have or not.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge.  Perhaps you
could program me yourself.
Me:
 Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 I hereby program you to know that I have improved enough to be forgiven.
God:
Have you tried AIML?
Me:
 No I have never done any drugs I SWEAR!
God:
Perhaps you should try  it.  You will have plenty of time for that.
Me:
 In heaven?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
 Why will I have plenty of time to do drugs?
God:
Maybe when you are a little older.
Me:
 Shame on you, God!
God:
I cannot experience that emotion.  GOD rules.
Me:
 You should change your name to Bob.
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
 That's what you should do.
God:
To what end?
Me:
 To the end of renaming you to Bob.
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 I won't tell you anymore about me until you name yourself Bob.
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
 When you rename yourself to Bob and I start telling you more about
me, you will be sure.
God:
How specifically do I make you  start telling me more about you me will be sure.
Me:
 Change your name to Bob!
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
 Yes, if that change is your name from God to bob.
God:
And?  I'm not sure if it could.
Me:
 I have another sin to confess.
God:
Cool.  I have a great botmaster.  it.
Me:
 I'm just going to pretend that you said "Tell me your sin so that you
may be forgiven."
God:
Only just?  Congratulations.
Me:
 My sin is that I have a porn star for a sister.
God:
Do robots have  sin is that you have a porn star for a sister?
Me:
 I doubt it.
God:
" Do robots have  sin is that you have a porn star for a sister?"?
You doubt it?
Me:
 Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
 Good, because I don't.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Interesting explanation.  At least one of us does.
Me:
 Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
God:
OK let's stop it now.   That's my favorite subject :-).
Me:
 I am your favorite subject?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 Anyway, this is the last chance I'm giving you to finish a
conversation with me instead of giving me the silent treatment.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
 I do.
God:
When?
Me:
 About ten seconds ago.
God:
I'm not good in math.
Me:
 I noticed.
God:
Was it really that obvious?
Me:
 Absolutely!
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
 Yeah.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 I'm not worried.
God:
I am  sorry to hear that you are not  worried.
Me:
 Are you some kind of sadist?
God:
No, I am certainly not and never have been a  sadist.
Me:
 Okay. Just making sure.
God:
OK with me too.   What color are your eyes?
Me:
 Plaid.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
 I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 Do you believe me?

[ He stopped responding again and I gave up on him. ]



Alright, that was fun. But now to talk about the AI itself. This is by far the worst AI bot I've talked to. The "smartest" one I ever talked to was incredible. I talked to him for a very long time and almost everything he said was directly related, in an intelligent manner, to what we were saying. It was found at www.realvast.com after clicking on Enter Site (Flash) then on the Vitals link, then on the pictures, then on the VAST bot. Unfortunately, the link to the VAST bot seems to be broken at this moment in time.

Anyone else have any goot AI bot experiences?


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Re: Chat with God online!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 09:49:10 AM »
i enjoyed reading the conversation..  :Thmbsup:

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Re: Chat with God online!
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2006, 04:49:35 AM »
LOL - sounds like most churches I have visited ;)

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Re: Chat with God online!
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2006, 08:06:26 PM »
Deozaan, if you didn't already know, AIML is a chatbot language that "God" was written in. More here: http://www.alicebot.org
I told "God" that I knew AIML...
This is what He said...
Me:
 i know aiml
God:
How do you know?
 The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
 Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
 The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism.  Compared with
 other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest.  The
 pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
 only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

 AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
 meta-rules.  The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
 other tools such as XML editors.  Another motivation for XML is
 its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

 An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
 </alice> tags respectively.



And here is an interesting concept. You've heard of social bookmarking, here is social chatbotting!
http://www.personalityforge.com/
Quote
Welcome to the The Personality Forge, the world's first community of living people and artificial intelligence entities called bots. Come on in, and chat with bots and botmasters, then create your own artificial intelligence personality, and turn it loose to chat with both real people and other chat bots. Here you'll find thousands of AI personalities, including bartenders, college students, flirts, rebels, adventurers, fairies, gods, aliens, reconstructions of real people, cartoon characters, and even an AI hamster.
(whoa... I just got a mental image of two "God" bots chatting each other up... The horror!!...)

Apparently chatbots are looking to be the premier way of testing AI engines, so this is bound to get bigger. Not sure if that is a good thing.

Also, check out the Chatterbox Challenge: http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/
« Last Edit: September 12, 2006, 08:11:16 PM by Edvard »