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Author Topic: OLDIE: Student suspended over use of PHP  (Read 2675 times)

Josh

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OLDIE: Student suspended over use of PHP
« on: August 11, 2006, 11:12:34 PM »
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Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.

"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow.   "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."


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Re: OLDIE: Student suspended over use of PHP
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2006, 11:14:10 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: OLDIE: Student suspended over use of PHP
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2006, 11:26:51 PM »
Oh how I do love me some satirical "so stupid it could be real" stories. :D

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