Spacers, don't forget to pick up a pair of Magna-Boots™ for that next big star hop!
-Offer void where prohibited by law,
-Not certified for the near side of Mercury, Venus, or non-ferrous hulls & decks,
-Rebates must be postmarked from Pluto,
-Velcro and sucker cup attachments extra (10% discount offer on accessories valid only at time of original purchase),
-Impress your buds; go retro and add a pair of authentic real vintage old-time shoelaces!
-Product may not match promotional image,
-Include foot tracing wearing socks for precise fit (hint: do this at end of work shift after feet swell unless working in zero-G conditions),
-Special Warranty Extension valid only if accompanied by lightspeed time stamped RMA form & original receipt (no FTL cheaters!),
-Money-back guarantee! (submissions must be accompanied by Death Certificate or DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) form signed by attending ER physician or certified mortician).