So...who owns the shark?
The FBI says it's North Korea.
Yes, and - being under alien (mind) control - they used alien technology to HacK the shark and make it attack the cable.
Once again illustrating the inter-dimensional aspect of the alien Illuminati reptilian overlords and their ties to communism! And Jews. Marx was a Jew. And Trotsky. Alien Illuminati reptilian overlord shape-shifting Jews! Operating out of communist North Korea! Coincidence? I think not!
And sharks are lawyers... lawyers are Jews... Coincidence? I think not!
Is that a kipa on that shark in the video? I swear it is! If not, it must have been edited out! In Hollywood! And we all know what that means!