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Author Topic: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway  (Read 15868 times)

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Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« on: August 28, 2014, 01:46 PM »
I recently got some bundle overlap and I am giving away the games. To spice things up, the games goes to whoever can tell me the worst/best joke, rather than first come first serve.
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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2014, 03:48 PM »
How did the hipster burn his mouth?

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He drank his coffee before it was cool.


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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2014, 04:01 PM »
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

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Because they have big fingers!


P.S. I don't actually want the games, but just wanted to share a joke. (c:

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2014, 04:33 PM »
Oh jesus, Cthorpe. That joke was cringe worthy. So, what do you want? All of them or anything specific?

Thanks for some extra chuckles Deo. Always appreciated
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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2014, 05:40 PM »
Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark?

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Because Noah was sitting on the deck!



I don't need any games either. I just wanted to post something really lame! ;D :Thmbsup:

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2014, 11:42 PM »
Oh jesus, Cthorpe. That joke was cringe worthy. So, what do you want? All of them or anything specific?

Thanks for some extra chuckles Deo. Always appreciated
-p3lb0x (August 28, 2014, 04:33 PM)

I thought I wanted OMD2 and/or Terraria, but apparently I already own them.  Darn Steam sales.

What DLC do you have for Crusader Kings 2?  I own the game and some of the DLC, but not all of it.

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2014, 03:24 AM »
It's the African and Russian unit pack.
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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2014, 06:32 AM »
I was going to try for the copy of Terraria since my son is fanatical about it, but apparently we already bought it for him.  Here's a bad joke anyway.

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2014, 11:52 AM »
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

this is so bad, it hurts!
A Brazilian!


No games for me... just a really bad joke.  And I'm glad I wasn't able to help you out with SteamGifts... this is a whole lot better!

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2014, 12:02 PM »
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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He worked his problem out with a pencil

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2014, 12:03 PM »
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It was a number 2 pencil.

 


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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2014, 12:07 PM »
Ok... last one.  And I'm running after this one.

A baby seal walks into a club...

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2014, 12:11 PM »
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

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Wipes his butt.

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2014, 12:12 PM »
I just can't stop!

what do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

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A small medium at large!

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Re: Orcs Must Die 2, Crusader Kings 2 (+2 pieces of DLC) and Terraria Giveaway
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2014, 09:15 AM »
It's the African and Russian unit pack.
-p3lb0x (August 29, 2014, 03:24 AM)

I don't have either one of those.  I'll take either one or both.

Thanks!
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