You Know You're a Mom When ...
Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.....and you don't care.
You spend an entire week wearing sweats and yet...you still managed to gain 10 pounds.
Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.
You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of where it is.
Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her, after you suck the dirt off of it because you're too busy to wash it off.
Your kids make jokes about farting, burping, pooping, etc. and you think it's funny.
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
Spit is your number one cleaning agent.None of us would be here if it weren't for mothers.