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40hz:
@Mouser - I was thinking more along the lines of:



[Voiceover] Does YOUR performance* leave HER wanting MORE?

*as her malware swatter.

 ;D

Innuendo:
i know i shouldn't have laughed, but i couldn't help myself.  :P-mouser (December 10, 2013, 12:36 PM)
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That's the reaction I went for...I wanted to put forth something ridiculous, but use marketing buzzwords to do it. Sadly, lots of things are advertised like this.

Deozaan:
Late last year, Panda Security released a Social Media Risk Index that shows Facebook was the leader in malware threats at 71.6 percent, YouTube came in at 41.2 percent and Twitter recorded a 51 percent risk for privacy violations.   And 33 percent of SMBs who typically have security technology in place for their users report financial losses to their business as a result of social media-based malware infection.   According to a new study from comScore, more women use social networking sites and spend more time on these sites than men do.  The study concluded that 76 percent of women spent time on social media sites compared with 70 percent of men, and women spent 5.5 hours a month on these sites compared to only 4 hours a month for men.
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Found on Chicalogic press release-hollowlife1987 (December 10, 2013, 09:26 AM)
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So in other words, women get their malware from "0MG FACEB00K HAX! LOLZ!" (read: forgot to log out and your friend/relative made a post on your account) and just need to have their privacy/security settings explained to them.

Whereas men get their malware from pr0n sites and need more discrete support. Isn't it interesting that even in the digital age you're still fairly certain to get a virus of some sort?

Innuendo:
Isn't it interesting that even in the digital age you're stupid people are still fairly certain to get a virus of some sort?
-Deozaan (December 10, 2013, 05:37 PM)
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I took the liberty of fixing that for you, kind sir.  :Thmbsup:

app103:
"Anti-malware for men:  $25 for basic anti-malware, but for only $200 extra you can get path-programmable lasers; or an extra $25 on top of that for extra power lasers.  Add another $50 for extreme-effect audible alerts.  Or buy the Master-Defender Elite Lifetime Edition for only $500."
-mouser (December 10, 2013, 12:36 PM)
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I want this anti-malware! (screw that one for women) Do you think we can get some free licenses for the Master-Defender Elite Lifetime Edition to give away in a drawing?  :D

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