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Programming/Coder humor
wraith808:
^ Oh. My.
Renegade:
Not really a joke, but seriously funny nevertheless:
http://bipcot.org/
http://bipcot.org/?page_id=29
The BipCot NoGov License allows any use of software, media, products or services EXCEPT by governments. The BipCot NoGov License threatens no “government guns” for violators. It is not copyright-based, it is entirely shame-based.
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Renegade:
A math programmer stumbles into his house at 3 am.
His wife is livid. "You're late!" She screams. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!"
"Actually," he responds, "I said I'd be in by a quarter of 12."
Renegade:
A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the supermarket and get some bread. While you're there, get eggs."
SpoilerHe never comes back.
Deozaan:
A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the supermarket and get some bread. While you're there, get eggs."
SpoilerHe never comes back.
-Renegade (June 30, 2016, 10:13 PM)
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The way I heard this one went like this:
A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the supermarket and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The man comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
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