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Author Topic: Philosophy  (Read 780 times)

Tinman57

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Philosophy
« on: March 24, 2013, 07:25 PM »

East Texas Front Porch Philosophy:

• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

• Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

• There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

• Never miss a good chance to shut up.

• Always drink upstream from the herd.

• If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

• There are three kinds of men:
1. The ones that learn by reading.
2. The few who learn by observation.
3. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

• Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

• If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

• Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.

• After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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EDITOR’S NOTE: Life Behind the Pine Curtain is a series of anecdotes collected and edited by Herald-Press Publisher Gary Connor.

dspelley

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Re: Philosophy
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2013, 12:16 AM »
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

   - Ogden Nash