The few. The proud. The RENEGADES~!
(Defending anything from whatever!)
How is being generous and opening up your phone for others to use unreasonable? Shouldn't the police be tracking down the real criminals, rather than pursuing those kinds souls that try to reach out and do good by their fellows? It's YOU that's the victim here, and being victimized for your kindness no less! Do we punish people for kindness and generosity?
But, aside from pointing out the obvious and sinister criminality of things like sharing, caring, kindness, growing a garden, etc. etc., I think you right.
I think I need to atone for my sins of happy kindness today. Not sure whether I should strangle a puppy or drown a kitten...
Then again, I could probably atone for an entire month by axing one of those vile kindergarten teachers that are always teaching kids to share!
Wonder if blowing up the Sesame Street set and crew would get me a month's worth of penance...
And how much would Mr. Rogers be worth?