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Arizona Hot

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Halloween would be less popular if...
« on: October 07, 2012, 03:45:07 PM »
...you got the urge to bite people's necks then.

...you know that one of the people invited to a party then was the main course(popular with ghouls, though).

...that was when all your dead relatives came to visit.

...you got spam from Hell then(with virus attachments, of course).

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 03:53:51 PM »
taking you deadly seriously :P :D
this is what halloween was all about:

Halloween would be less popular if...

...that was when all your dead relatives came to visit.

see 'Pre-Christian influences' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween
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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 07:49:55 PM »
...kids had to go around to every house in the neighborhood, handing out candy.

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 08:36:26 PM »
...kids had to go around to every house in the neighborhood, handing out candy.

Not to eggzagerate, but the only free food I remember kids passing out was raw eggs. Considerable acceleration was applied if memory serves.


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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 09:01:11 PM »
taking you deadly seriously :P :D
this is what halloween was all about:

Halloween would be less popular if...


...that was when all your dead relatives came to visit.

see 'Pre-Christian influences' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween


Yes, but dead relatives would probably have weird conversation and ideas.


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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2012, 01:24:40 AM »
Considerable acceleration was applied if memory serves.
I think you'll find that the technical term for that is shelling.
 

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2012, 08:04:35 AM »
Considerable acceleration was applied if memory serves.
I think you'll find that the technical term for that is shelling.

I got shelled once then -while going at high speed on a bike- some little beggar got me right on the ear - nearly took my ear off. The blood and egg pouring down my neck looked very impressive when I got home.
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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2012, 09:49:16 AM »
Considerable acceleration was applied if memory serves.
I think you'll find that the technical term for that is shelling.
 


You crack me up, as usual. :)

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2012, 01:38:54 PM »
You crack me up, as usual.
I had to scramble for it.

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2012, 02:29:48 PM »
You crack me up, as usual.
I had to scramble for it.

Hey! The yoke was already on me at Halloween!! I forgot to duck. :)

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2012, 05:00:36 PM »
You crack me up, as usual.
I had to scramble for it.

Hey! The yoke was already on me at Halloween!! I forgot to duck. :)

But luckily you didn't break the basket    :P

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2012, 07:55:52 PM »
The yoke was already on me
Now you're poaching my lines  :o

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2012, 08:01:01 PM »
while going at high speed on a bike- some little beggar got me right on the ear
It's difficult to communicate at that speed, words become garbled. When you called out let me have some spokes, well…

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2012, 08:38:18 PM »
The yoke was already on me
Now you're poaching my lines  :o

Now now. No need to be hard boiled about it. :)

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2012, 09:03:52 PM »
No need to be hard boiled about it.
I'll fry not to be.

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2012, 10:32:12 PM »
I'll fry not to be.

Whiskever way you like your eggs we seem to beat the hell out of these puns. :)

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2012, 12:55:06 PM »
Speaking of hard boiled, it's good Chow with Nun Fat

Ok, guess I should quit before I'm eggsplicity forbidden to post on this thread.


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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2012, 02:54:03 PM »
^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage ;)
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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2012, 03:11:29 PM »
^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage ;)

So you think it should be laid to rest?

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2012, 03:17:20 PM »
^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage ;)

Heh heh. Seems separation is imminent. :)

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2012, 03:19:14 PM »
^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage ;)

So you think it should be laid to rest?

Hang on a sec. I have to check with my buddy Sal Manila.

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2012, 04:03:08 PM »
Hang on a sec. I have to check with my buddy Sal Manila.
Now you're having to clutch at straws.

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2012, 04:28:01 PM »
^ I guess the thread is well whipped at this stage ;)

So you think it should be laid to rest?

eh, it could be stored away as a nest egg maybe
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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2012, 05:29:55 PM »
eh, it could be stored away as a nest egg maybe
For a grainy day?

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Re: Halloween would be less popular if...
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2012, 05:31:01 PM »
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