didn't intend to go as far as I did with it, but I keep opening Photoshop and doing more haha
Aha! Filter Addiction!
<Spring day. Medical building. Focus on upper window and dolly-in on lovely dark-haired woman approaching glass. She smiles as she looks lovingly out from window as camera pans across a scenic gardenscape to find a man with a laptop sitting alone beneath a cherry tree in full bloom. Dolly-in on man. He's playing Angry Birds.>
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<Slow cut back to woman.>But now...thanks to your generous dollars...there's hope for him and over 20 million other people suffering with an untreated Photoshop jones!
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<Cue smarmy 'inspirational' chord passage and fade out.>