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50 Shades of Gray

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40hz:
Its...'Mummy Porn'...That is what it's unofficially being called...-Stephen66515 (July 14, 2012, 08:11 AM)
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Well...I guess linen bandages would be far more comfortable than exploring shibari with the tradition equipment list.  ;)

ALTHOUGH...From a man who's mrs has read all 3 books; perspective, it works out very well for your personal life if you know what I mean ^_^

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If books inspire her, best hope she never reads a copy of Venus in Furs. Sauce for the goose = pain for the gander. (Unless you're personally into "that sort" of recreation. :P)
 ;) ;) ;) :Thmbsup:

Shades:
Reminds me always of the following:

SpoilerA sadist and a masochist meet.

"Hit me", says the masochist.

The sadist response?
"...No."

40hz:
Reminds me always of the following:
 
-Shades (July 14, 2012, 02:31 PM)
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John Fowles had this little bit of doggerel in his novel The Magus:

SpoilerYou mustn't be frightened, Mrs. De Sade.

  Oh! I'm not at all frightened...
     Just a little bit scarred.

KynloStephen66515:

4wd:
Fifty Shades Generator

NSFW“With my roast beef platter now much like the south end of a badger going north, he thought it was time to start ramming my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a sewer trout, I wondered? Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like badly battered road kill, and I was no different! It was bliss having his balony pony rammed inside me again; stuffing my vibrator crater with my fist just didn't get my depravity cavity spraying like it used to. After having my hatchet wound fucked, he then proceeded to pound my black hole. The thrusting makes me splurge my spaff all over his pink tractor beam.”



Personally I prefer the works of Anais Ninw.

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