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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 03:09:40 AM » |
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 03:26:28 AM » |
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He has too much time on his hands  I bet he watched Buffy too! |
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 03:52:18 AM » |
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I bet he watched Buffy too!
People have been tortured for far less damaging comments. Watch out! ;-) |
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 01:52:34 PM » |
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2012, 02:22:16 PM » |
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Zombie Apocalypse or Nuclear Holocaust, the way the majority act on this planet both would be good  |
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2012, 02:23:28 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2012, 02:37:39 PM » |
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I think a zombie apocalypse would be better. That way natural selection would tend to preserve people who are faster or smarter or just have good immune systems. As a result, the human race would be a bit less fragile in future generations....
Nuclear war wouldn't have this effect. Plus nuclear war would probably pollute the earth more.
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2012, 02:45:32 PM » |
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^ True. I give this planet ~1% chance of surviving beyond 2100. Welcome zombie overlords  |
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2012, 03:37:18 PM » |
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2012, 04:32:05 PM » |
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I bet he won't have the guts to do that again... ZINGGG!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2012, 09:21:59 PM » |
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"....taken to Hackensack University...." - very appropriate - is this a sister university to Miskatonic?
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2012, 11:19:51 PM » |
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And now, this: "Maryland student, 21, admits eating housemate's heart, part of brain"I knew this was coming.... I knew this was coming... (Reading these articles to my wife - as she plays whatever the latest Facebook games are - and she's laughing and swears I'm reading them from The Weekly World News or similar...) Jim |
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2012, 03:07:24 AM » |
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This isn't on the same level as a zombie attack, but still cringe-worthy. Japanese man cooks, serves his own genitals. A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities.
Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out -- seasoned and braised -- to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police.
Diners paid 20,000 yen ($250) for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish. Interesting what they call art these days...  |
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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2012, 03:42:31 AM » |
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:lurch: that is pretty sad really.
Wasn't even that he wanted a sex change, but that he says he's asexual. At 22 years of age. He may live to regret that one...
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2012, 07:57:45 AM » |
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Ugh - That one gave me a little shiver when I read it. Ewwww..
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« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2012, 10:53:45 AM » |
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Re asexual guy: If I'm paying 20,000 yen for frank-n-beans I want them to be fresh... Not two months frozen! Yuk!
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« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2012, 06:17:09 PM » |
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I am buying 100 cans of spam and moving to basement |
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« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2012, 06:24:00 PM » |
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‘Dead' boy in Brazil wakes up in his coffin at his funeral and asks his father for water. Everyone screams, and he lies down dead again.
This story would be so much cooler if he had woken up and asked for "brains." If I ever get pronounced dead, then wake up, I'm gonna ask for brains |
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« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2012, 09:52:09 PM » |
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‘Dead' boy in Brazil wakes up in his coffin at his funeral and asks his father for water. Everyone screams, and he lies down dead again.
This story would be so much cooler if he had woken up and asked for "brains." If I ever get pronounced dead, then wake up, I'm gonna ask for brains Why would he ask for brains?! Zombies aren't that fussy - they just eat. Haven't you read The Zombie Survival Guide??  Jim |
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