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Last post Author Topic: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami  (Read 7507 times)

Josh

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The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« on: May 31, 2012, 02:25:44 AM »
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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingto...ation_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/...port-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburba...woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/...31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandie...e-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamihera...-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/...31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.c...t-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingto...miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.co...6402#.T8UpZ8XNngQSee More

So, either take this to mean "Never visit Miami" or get out your copy of FM 999-3 - Counter-Zombie Operations at the Fire Team Level out and begin studying.

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 03:09:40 AM »
...how did you follow all that news?  :o

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 03:26:28 AM »
He has too much time on his hands  :Thmbsup:

I bet he watched Buffy too!

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 03:52:18 AM »
I bet he watched Buffy too!

People have been tortured for far less damaging comments. Watch out! ;-)

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 01:52:34 PM »
undead aim for the head.jpg

edit:  Not sure where I got this...  Worth1000 maybe...

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2012, 02:22:16 PM »
Zombie Apocalypse or Nuclear Holocaust, the way the majority act on this planet both would be good

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2012, 02:23:28 PM »
Previous post brought to you by Cup Half Empty Corp.


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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2012, 02:37:39 PM »
I think a zombie apocalypse would be better.  That way natural selection would tend to preserve people who are faster or smarter or just have good immune systems.  As a result, the human race would be a bit less fragile in future generations....  

Nuclear war wouldn't have this effect.  Plus nuclear war would probably pollute the earth more.

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2012, 02:45:32 PM »
^ True.

I give this planet ~1% chance of surviving beyond 2100. Welcome zombie overlords :D

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2012, 03:35:47 PM »
There's a book called The Zombie Autopsies that I got from Costco.  Pretty fun.  Written by an MD and zombie enthusiast.  http://thezombieautopsies.com/thebook

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2012, 03:37:18 PM »
This one from my home state of NJ:

Man stabs himself and throws intestines at police

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2012, 04:32:05 PM »
I bet he won't have the guts to do that again...    ZINGGG!!!!

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2012, 09:21:59 PM »
"....taken to Hackensack University...." - very appropriate - is this a sister university to Miskatonic?

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2012, 11:19:51 PM »
And now, this:  "Maryland student, 21, admits eating housemate's heart, part of brain"

I knew this was coming.... I knew this was coming...     :o

(Reading these articles to my wife - as she plays whatever the latest Facebook games are - and she's laughing and swears I'm reading them from The Weekly World News or similar...)

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2012, 03:07:24 AM »
This isn't on the same level as a zombie attack, but still cringe-worthy.

Japanese man cooks, serves his own genitals.

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A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities.

Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out -- seasoned and braised -- to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police.

Diners paid 20,000 yen ($250) for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish.

Interesting what they call art these days... :huh: :o


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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2012, 03:42:31 AM »
^
:lurch: that is pretty sad really.
Wasn't even that he wanted a sex change, but that he says he's asexual. At 22 years of age. He may live to regret that one...
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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2012, 07:57:45 AM »
Ugh - That one gave me a little shiver when I read it. Ewwww..

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2012, 10:52:01 AM »
Apparently Josh isn't the only person to make this observation...
http://failblog.org/...ns-by-majority-rule/

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2012, 10:53:45 AM »
Re asexual guy:  If I'm paying 20,000 yen for frank-n-beans I want them to be fresh...  Not two months frozen!  Yuk!

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2012, 04:29:59 PM »
‘Dead' boy in Brazil wakes up in his coffin at his funeral and asks his father for water. Everyone screams, and he lies down dead again.

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2012, 06:17:09 PM »
I am buying 100 cans of spam and moving to basement

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2012, 06:24:00 PM »
‘Dead' boy in Brazil wakes up in his coffin at his funeral and asks his father for water. Everyone screams, and he lies down dead again.
This story would be so much cooler if he had woken up and asked for "brains."  If I ever get pronounced dead, then wake up, I'm gonna ask for brains   :Thmbsup:

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2012, 09:52:09 PM »
‘Dead' boy in Brazil wakes up in his coffin at his funeral and asks his father for water. Everyone screams, and he lies down dead again.
This story would be so much cooler if he had woken up and asked for "brains."  If I ever get pronounced dead, then wake up, I'm gonna ask for brains   :Thmbsup:

Why would he ask for brains?! Zombies aren't that fussy - they just eat. Haven't you read The Zombie Survival Guide??    :P   :o

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2012, 10:06:05 PM »
Or of course if you have limited time and resources, you may opt for the Zombie Survival Guide Flash Cards! What a thoughtful product!

And then there is the Zombie Attack Survival Kit, which no home should be without.

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2012, 10:41:51 PM »
Zombie Event Tracker (including possible spread vectors)