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Moronic would-be scammers
4wd:
In today's world of uncertain life, what is the point of health insurance that is sold with card which ultimately expires in just one year?-mahesh2k (March 17, 2012, 06:54 PM)
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Still, it might last longer than the life insured....
nosh:
Haha! I play games with telemarketers (and miscellaneous scum) all the time. :Thmbsup:
He: "You are the virus. Now piss off and stop wasting my time and yours!"
hang up speaker phone, achieve high score in pinball game
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Bad place for a typo. :P
Related: http://soundcloud.com/kate-russell/phone-scammer-busted
(I think she was a bit too nice to him.)
app103:
I had one of those phone scammers call me a few months ago. I really wanted to mess with him but the conversation went something like this, because I became annoyed by his thick, difficult to understand accent:
him: Hi, this is Bob* from Microsoft. We have been getting reports that you have a [garbled] on your computer.
me: A what?
him: a [garbled]
me: Can you repeat that again please?
him: You have a [garbled] on your computer.
me: Perhaps you can get someone at your company that can speak English that I can understand?
him: If you could just go to your computer...
me: If you could just call me back when you can speak proper English... [click]
*I don't remember if his name was actually Bob or not. I am just using that for lack of a better substitute. No offense intended to any real Bobs out there.
cranioscopical:
Hi,
Haha! I play games with telemarketers (and miscellaneous scum) all the time. :Thmbsup:
He: "You are the virus. Now piss off and stop wasting my time and yours!"
hang up speaker phone, achieve high score in pinball game
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Bad place for a typo. :P
-nosh (March 17, 2012, 09:59 PM)
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Do you mean "He:" instead of "Him:"? That was deliberate, "Mim:" didn't quite cut it ;)
rjbull:
me: If you could just call me back when you can speak proper English... [click]
-app103 (March 18, 2012, 11:49 PM)
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;D
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