You think THOSE are bad?!?
My wife was recently diagnosed with a health ailment that required a change in her (translate that to our) diet. I've recently eaten broccoli, cauliflower, cooked carrots, snow peas, and - dare I say it - even green beans. Gone are the potatoes and gravy. No more pizza. Spaghetti is already a fond but distant memory. Corn? Banished! Instead I'm faced with a daily barrage of "Fear Factor Food" like I listed above. So little eyes staring back at you from the bottom of your beer just doesn't compare to the things I've had to consume recently.