Thanks Veign, I appreciate it.
I think I'm fighting a losing battle here. I've been trying to force Wordpress to do this and that for the last 5 years. I love it, but I think I'm done with it. My sites are very simple sites, I just want to show content like pictures, videos, and articles. There aren't many pages or anything. I think I'm going to start looking into Expression Web, Dreamweaver, and the like. I'm going to do this stuff from scratch, and I don't need to be restricted by the platform.