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« Reply #4600 on: July 17, 2015, 03:00:22 AM »

Logical Fallacies, the illustrated guide. Nice.  smiley

If you like logic, argumentation, and fallacies, you'll enjoy this:

http://imgur.com/a/QDbyt#0

Oh, and if you like football, that's a bonus too. smiley
^luv it! (:
How about 'polidiotically correct'?
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« Reply #4601 on: July 18, 2015, 01:08:58 AM »



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« Reply #4602 on: July 18, 2015, 10:14:48 AM »


Heh I chose to adblock that image Ren for sanity's sake!

So what is that E-thingy symbol and what does the pic mean?

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« Reply #4603 on: July 18, 2015, 10:21:00 AM »

So what is that E-thingy symbol and what does the pic mean?

E= Euro (€)
The image is about the fear of what would happen if Greece was pushed out of the Euro.
Search for - Greece Euro EU - that should give you lots of details.
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« Reply #4604 on: July 18, 2015, 11:50:51 AM »

So what is that E-thingy symbol and what does the pic mean?

E= Euro (€)
The image is about the fear of what would happen if Greece was pushed out of the Euro.
Search for - Greece Euro EU - that should give you lots of details.

Good enough to know! I might look it up later.

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« Reply #4605 on: July 18, 2015, 10:25:57 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk</a>

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« Reply #4606 on: July 19, 2015, 04:14:39 AM »

   

NASA just found something big hiding out behind Pluto

Pluto has a tail?                     Of course he has a tail!

   

Show your Maine spirit....       Who wants Viagra ice cream?
Eat lobster ice cream.
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« Reply #4607 on: July 19, 2015, 02:02:50 PM »



My friend told me that Pluto wasn't considered a planet.
He must think I'm stupid or something,
Everyone knows he's a dog.

"It's a small world." said the Alien.
When he bumped into his old friend on Pluto.

As the space probe is nearing the end of its journey, one scientist is heard shouting, "What do you mean that isn't Pluto?!"

My friend was reading a science journal about the Solar System today.
Confused, he said to me "I thought Pluto was a planet? It isn't listed as one here, why's that?"
I think it's pretty self ex-planetary.

When scientists decided to down-grade Pluto from a 'planet' to a 'dwarf planet' in 2006 , I had to relearn everything I knew about Pluto.
Fortunately, the only thing I knew about Pluto was that it was a planet.

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« Reply #4608 on: July 19, 2015, 02:13:42 PM »

Not really humour, but while we're on Pluto... Wink

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUZ2tfr1bsU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUZ2tfr1bsU</a>

It goes over some of why Pluto is a dwarf planet.

Also, some estimates put the number of dwarf planets in our solar system around 50.

tl;dr - We don't know jack all about much of anything. tongue
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« Reply #4609 on: July 20, 2015, 11:19:28 PM »

My friend told me that Pluto wasn't considered a planet.
He must think I'm stupid or something,
Everyone knows he's a dog



The people who run Far Horizons were afraid of a collision during the encounter. Were they afraid of hitting his doghouse or one of his chew toys? Shouldn't they have been afraid of it being chewed up or eaten?
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« Reply #4610 on: July 26, 2015, 12:01:50 AM »

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.
After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello, Sarge?"

"Yes"

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir.  The floor is still wet."
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« Reply #4611 on: July 26, 2015, 08:42:31 PM »

Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.
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« Reply #4612 on: July 26, 2015, 11:33:16 PM »

Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.

Paradoxical ... if I went back and got her before he impregnated her with me, I wouldn't be here to go back and get her.  Not certain I'd want to do so anyway ... she made a great mom, but dunno that I'd have wanted her as my girl  undecided undecided tongue.

P.S.
Reminds me of an old The Nelson Family segment, when Ricky got a date with Miss America (?!?),
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« Reply #4613 on: July 27, 2015, 10:06:30 AM »

Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.

Paradoxical ... if I went back and got her before he impregnated her with me, I wouldn't be here to go back and get her.  Not certain I'd want to do so anyway ... she made a great mom, but dunno that I'd have wanted her as my girl  undecided undecided tongue.

P.S.
Reminds me of an old The Nelson Family segment, when Ricky got a date with Miss America (?!?),

Hmm, if you dated and she got pregnant, you could become your own father.  Carry it one step further and we are stuck in an endless loop of "I am my own grandpaw."  I confess I am not a big country music fan so please don't do it.

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« Reply #4614 on: July 28, 2015, 09:48:29 AM »

Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.

Paradoxical ... if I went back and got her before he impregnated her with me, I wouldn't be here to go back and get her.  Not certain I'd want to do so anyway ... she made a great mom, but dunno that I'd have wanted her as my girl  undecided undecided tongue.


Perhaps you could look up your best friend's mom...that best friend that grew up without a dad, with the hot mom you have only seen in an old photo.

Hey, it worked for Kyle Reese!

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« Reply #4615 on: July 28, 2015, 10:29:42 AM »

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.
After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello, Sarge?"

"Yes"

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir.  The floor is still wet."

That must be an old joke. These days, they would just shoot her, without stepping a single foot on the wet floor.
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« Reply #4616 on: July 28, 2015, 01:55:22 PM »

That must be an old joke. These days, they would just shoot her, without stepping a single foot on the wet floor.

Not even setting foot inside the house.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht4PfYkJjoc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht4PfYkJjoc</a>

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« Reply #4617 on: July 30, 2015, 09:02:58 AM »

http://curiositasmundi.tu...lr.com/image/125427901102
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« Reply #4618 on: August 01, 2015, 01:55:48 AM »

A "Strange" pic posted by mouser on the other board:

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« Reply #4619 on: August 01, 2015, 07:50:25 AM »

I high school friend of mine had this poster on his wall.

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