ok...my true story.
My older sister is an artist. So she's used to seeing 'reality' the way she wants to see it.
I once met her for lunch where she ordered a BLT Club Sandwich.
When it arrived, she took a bite out of it, studied it carefully as she chewed, turned it upside down, removed the lowest layer of bread, and then proceeded to dump half a shaker of salt on it.
When I commented I couldn't believe she was putting all that salt on bacon, she replied: "I'm not putting it on the bacon
. I'm putting it on the lettuce and the tomato
This isn't the only tale I could tell about her form of logic...or perhaps more correctly: para-logic