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What is a good desktop stapler?

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superboyac:
I'm so fucking sick of staplers that suck.  I've been here at work for a year now, and I'm trying not to be a Milton, but man, 90% of the staplers here are USELESS!!  The cheap one they gave me can't handle more than 10 pages without a problem, and it has no heft to it.  A stapler needs to be heavy and made of metal, I'm sorry.  i don't care if there are good plastic ones.  I only want metal staplers.  So I went around the office and tried all these other staplers around, they all have some issue.  One of them was good, but the staple plate was broken.  The one next to the copy machine sucks, which is why it's there.  If it were good, somebody would have stolen it by now (like me).  Then I tried other ones lying around...but they all fucking suck.  I have now spent half and hour trying to staple something.

So...

Please let me know a stapler that is great that you love.  A stapler that will make you turn into a Milton.  That's the one I want.  Now, i don't want the actual red Milton stapler, I know that's out there.  You get the point...

ljbirns:
Mary Beth ( Secretary)  does it for me

mwb1100:
I'm trying not to be a Milton...
-superboyac (January 06, 2011, 01:10 PM)
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Not even trying, but still doing such a great job!  :P

Don't worry, there will be plenty of cake to go around and no salt for your margarita.

Josh:
As I said in the IRC channel:

Did this topic REALLY just happen?

mouser:
one stapler is not enough.  you need two minimum, a normal desktop stapler, and then at least one or two big ones for more than a dozen or two dozen pages.

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