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Curt:
innocent around here, but ...

[sorry, now removed by facebook]

app103:
-hmmm... the link is working, but differently from how I expected.
-Curt (May 28, 2013, 12:52 AM)
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You can't use html in forum posts.

Curt:
EDITED:
I suddenly remembered that the title of this thread includes the word "jokes", so I deleted the former content of this post; it was cute, but not really a joke. Sorry!
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New content is from http://www.gocomics.com/ Lio by Mark Tatulli. We all know that Calvin & Hobbes by Watterson is the best comic in the world. But this joke by Tatulli includes a quite interesting question we now must address: Does "the world" even include other planets?



Giampy:
Doctor: "To solve your bronchitis you must spend your summer in a marine place and... "

Patient: "Excuse me, but I..."

Doctor: "Please, let me complete my discourse. Well, I was saying you must spend your summer in a marine place and... "

Patient: "Excuse me, but I..."

Doctor: "Please again! Don't interrupt me. Well, I was saying you must spend your summer in a marine place and... "

Patient: "Excuse me, but I..."

Doctor: "Damn it! Your are just ill-mannered. And you are conceited too. Do you believe to be more clever than me? Do you believe to be more expert than me? I am a famous specialist!  Well, I was saying you must spend your summer in a marine place and... "

Patient: "Doctor, but I..."

Doctor: "Ok, you have won. Say what you want"

Patient: "Doctor, I was trying to say that I am a lifeguard..."

Curt:
right up our alley:



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