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IainB:
I hadn't seen this image of these birds used for this before.
EU economic trickle-down effect
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"Semper in excremento, solo profundo variat"
Curt:
not even a joke, but real life:
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/knowprose/7472143792/
IainB:
^ very droll. I want some of that gum. I notice it says "Artificial flavour" too - perfect!
I googled it and found it and other novelty gums are on sale here.
Over at jobsearch.about.com, they have an article about how to impress the interviewer:
The Interview Advantage - How to Use Nonverbal Communication to Impress, which includes the tips:
...use breath mint (before you enter the building).
...smile and nod (at appropriate times) when the interviewer is talking, but, don't overdo it. Don't laugh unless the interviewer does first.
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How nice.
Curt:
I am certain that I have met this particular chicken:
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Giampy:
A man comes back home after one year of work abroad.
Of course he is very happy to see his wife again but he is also worried about her marital fidelity.
She says: "My dear, at last you are here again! You can't realize how much I have suffered because of your absence... I have spent all that endless time living alone, in a deep solitude, waiting patiently and faithfully for you... what a pain to lie every night in our bed, alone with my tears, without someone who comforted me...".
The man feels better now.
When it's night, of course they make sex and they do it very noisily.
From the other side of the wall a neighbor screams:
Spoiler"Stop it!!! Stop iiiiiit!!!!!! Every night the same story!!!"
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