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« Reply #75 on: August 04, 2011, 10:34:09 PM » |
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To add to the geek humour:
Your math teacher lied to you.
A² + B² does not equal C²
A² + B² = DD
So there. =P
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« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2011, 05:56:49 PM » |
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« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2011, 02:56:34 PM » |
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Or not 2B? My favourite deliberately mangled quotation was in the gent's toilet of the waiting room for the Corran Ferry in Scotland, quite a few years ago. It said Support graffitti. Sign a partition.
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« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2011, 03:25:31 PM » |
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Or not 2B? My favourite deliberately mangled quotation was in the gent's toilet of the waiting room for the Corran Ferry in Scotland, quite a few years ago. It said Support graffitti. Sign a partition. Now that's funny 
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« Reply #79 on: September 04, 2011, 07:14:58 AM » |
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I'm not too much off a graffitist, but I have signed a few gents toilets with "The Future of Australia is in Your Hands"
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« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2011, 06:46:36 AM » |
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« Reply #81 on: September 15, 2011, 07:40:10 AM » |
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My all-time graffiti favourite is :
- Bill Stickers is innocent -
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.: I use K-Meleon - the browser you can control - but I love IRON too :.
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« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2011, 08:46:46 AM » |
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« Reply #83 on: October 19, 2011, 06:23:45 PM » |
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I rather like this screensaver, found on lifhacker 
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« Reply #84 on: October 20, 2011, 01:18:54 PM » |
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« Reply #85 on: October 20, 2011, 01:56:04 PM » |
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« Reply #86 on: November 06, 2011, 10:00:15 AM » |
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« Reply #87 on: November 06, 2011, 12:49:16 PM » |
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« Reply #88 on: November 06, 2011, 04:00:55 PM » |
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Atomic signs.
Two atoms were sitting in a bar having some drinks and chatting.
1st Atom: Good grief, I just lost two of my electrons!
2nd Atom: Are you sure?
1st Atom: Yes, I'm positive.
2nd Atom: Well then, where did they go to?
1st Atom: They attached themselves to you!
2nd Atom: Oh no they didn't! Oh NO they didn't!
1st Atom: You see? You're too negative!
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« Reply #89 on: November 06, 2011, 06:00:54 PM » |
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It's "Flip-flops"!... ... 
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« Reply #90 on: November 08, 2011, 02:12:13 PM » |
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Japanese versus India...
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« Reply #91 on: November 08, 2011, 02:18:16 PM » |
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« Reply #92 on: November 08, 2011, 02:43:01 PM » |
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So... India is greener, and they have nicer legs.
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« Reply #93 on: November 08, 2011, 06:17:43 PM » |
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« Reply #94 on: November 11, 2011, 08:20:57 AM » |
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« Reply #95 on: November 30, 2011, 04:28:37 PM » |
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King Henry VIII gets on the London Underground. "Tower Hill, return, please. And a single for the wife..."
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« Reply #96 on: December 01, 2011, 02:39:10 PM » |
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« Reply #97 on: December 05, 2011, 12:48:54 PM » |
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Remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!
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« Reply #98 on: December 31, 2011, 09:05:08 AM » |
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« Reply #99 on: December 31, 2011, 11:43:18 AM » |
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King Henry VIII gets on the London Underground. "Tower Hill, return, please. And a single for the wife..."
She's going on a chopping trip!
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