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Renegade

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #75 on: August 04, 2011, 10:34 PM »
To add to the geek humour:

Your math teacher lied to you.

A² + B² does not equal C²

A² + B² = DD

So there. =P

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2011, 05:56 PM »
braking the rules amusingly:


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2011, 02:56 PM »
Or not 2B?  My favourite deliberately mangled quotation was in the gent's toilet of the waiting room for the Corran Ferry in Scotland, quite a few years ago.  It said
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Support graffitti.  Sign a partition.

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2011, 03:25 PM »
Or not 2B?  My favourite deliberately mangled quotation was in the gent's toilet of the waiting room for the Corran Ferry in Scotland, quite a few years ago.  It said
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Support graffitti.  Sign a partition.

Now that's funny :)

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #79 on: September 04, 2011, 07:14 AM »
I'm not too much off a graffitist, but I have signed a few gents toilets with "The Future of Australia is in Your Hands"

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2011, 06:46 AM »
read out loud, to get off the hook:


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #81 on: September 15, 2011, 07:40 AM »
My all-time graffiti favourite is :

- Bill Stickers is innocent -





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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2011, 08:46 AM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #83 on: October 19, 2011, 06:23 PM »
I rather like this screensaver, found on lifhacker

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #84 on: October 20, 2011, 01:18 PM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #85 on: October 20, 2011, 01:56 PM »
Heh heh.

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #86 on: November 06, 2011, 10:00 AM »
-...:


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #87 on: November 06, 2011, 12:49 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

I like the direction this is going; here's my contribution:
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:Thmbsup:

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #88 on: November 06, 2011, 04:00 PM »
Atomic signs.

Two atoms were sitting in a bar having some drinks and chatting.

1st Atom: Good grief, I just lost two of my electrons!

2nd Atom: Are you sure?

1st Atom: Yes, I'm positive.

2nd Atom:  Well then, where did they go to?

1st Atom: They attached themselves to you!

2nd Atom:  Oh no they didn't!  Oh NO they didn't!

1st Atom:  You see?  You're too negative!

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #89 on: November 06, 2011, 06:00 PM »
It's "Flip-flops"!...
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #90 on: November 08, 2011, 02:12 PM »
Japanese versus India...


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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #91 on: November 08, 2011, 02:18 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #92 on: November 08, 2011, 02:43 PM »
So... India is greener, and they have nicer legs.

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #93 on: November 08, 2011, 06:17 PM »
Meth-lab... :)

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #94 on: November 11, 2011, 08:20 AM »
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 I did.

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #95 on: November 30, 2011, 04:28 PM »
King Henry VIII gets on the London Underground.  "Tower Hill, return, please.  And a single for the wife..."

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #96 on: December 01, 2011, 02:39 PM »

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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #97 on: December 05, 2011, 12:48 PM »
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
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Re: Cute jokes' thread
« Reply #99 on: December 31, 2011, 11:43 AM »
King Henry VIII gets on the London Underground.  "Tower Hill, return, please.  And a single for the wife..."
She's going on a chopping trip!