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« Reply #75 on: August 04, 2011, 10:34:09 PM »

To add to the geek humour:

Your math teacher lied to you.

A² + B² does not equal C²

A² + B² = DD

So there. =P
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« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2011, 05:56:49 PM »

braking the rules amusingly:







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« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2011, 02:56:34 PM »

Or not 2B?  My favourite deliberately mangled quotation was in the gent's toilet of the waiting room for the Corran Ferry in Scotland, quite a few years ago.  It said
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Support graffitti.  Sign a partition.
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« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2011, 03:25:31 PM »

Or not 2B?  My favourite deliberately mangled quotation was in the gent's toilet of the waiting room for the Corran Ferry in Scotland, quite a few years ago.  It said
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Support graffitti.  Sign a partition.

Now that's funny smiley
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« Reply #79 on: September 04, 2011, 07:14:58 AM »

I'm not too much off a graffitist, but I have signed a few gents toilets with "The Future of Australia is in Your Hands"
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« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2011, 06:46:36 AM »

read out loud, to get off the hook:



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« Reply #81 on: September 15, 2011, 07:40:10 AM »

My all-time graffiti favourite is :

- Bill Stickers is innocent -




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« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2011, 08:46:46 AM »

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« Reply #83 on: October 19, 2011, 06:23:45 PM »

I rather like this screensaver, found on lifhacker

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« Reply #84 on: October 20, 2011, 01:18:54 PM »

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« Reply #85 on: October 20, 2011, 01:56:04 PM »

Heh heh.
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« Reply #86 on: November 06, 2011, 10:00:15 AM »

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« Reply #87 on: November 06, 2011, 12:49:16 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin

I like the direction this is going; here's my contribution:

Thmbsup
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« Reply #88 on: November 06, 2011, 04:00:55 PM »

Atomic signs.

Two atoms were sitting in a bar having some drinks and chatting.

1st Atom: Good grief, I just lost two of my electrons!

2nd Atom: Are you sure?

1st Atom: Yes, I'm positive.

2nd Atom:  Well then, where did they go to?

1st Atom: They attached themselves to you!

2nd Atom:  Oh no they didn't!  Oh NO they didn't!

1st Atom:  You see?  You're too negative!
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« Reply #89 on: November 06, 2011, 06:00:54 PM »

It's "Flip-flops"!...
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« Reply #90 on: November 08, 2011, 02:12:13 PM »

Japanese versus India...



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« Reply #91 on: November 08, 2011, 02:18:16 PM »

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« Reply #92 on: November 08, 2011, 02:43:01 PM »

So... India is greener, and they have nicer legs.
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« Reply #93 on: November 08, 2011, 06:17:43 PM »

Meth-lab... smiley


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« Reply #94 on: November 11, 2011, 08:20:57 AM »



 I did.
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« Reply #95 on: November 30, 2011, 04:28:37 PM »

King Henry VIII gets on the London Underground.  "Tower Hill, return, please.  And a single for the wife..."
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« Reply #96 on: December 01, 2011, 02:39:10 PM »

Meth-lab... smiley

ROFLPMSL  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #97 on: December 05, 2011, 12:48:54 PM »



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« Reply #98 on: December 31, 2011, 09:05:08 AM »

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« Reply #99 on: December 31, 2011, 11:43:18 AM »

King Henry VIII gets on the London Underground.  "Tower Hill, return, please.  And a single for the wife..."
She's going on a chopping trip!
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